Sunday, 16 December, 1953

DEATH OF SOCITY

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PENIS OUT

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lol

OEDIPUS WANT SOME OEDIPUS

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john bonam

THIS MAY SUPRISE YOU. GOD IS BLACK LOVE AND I AM GOD

i am sooooooooooooooooooo tierd of balls man. thay dont tell the futcher thay pu t man behind bars. like slick rick/ he was inocent. dum didi dum didi didi da di they this thype of thing it happens everyyyyyyyyyyyy day . so back yto the matter at hand who sind anything abut ap police and bars and balls. i did.

john bonam

MACKING LOVE WITH BIGFOOT

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ori hagi

THE WAR ON ME. KERAN IM DONE'.

daddy president made some one mad. that someone is me. look . i get it. you love cheese. oido to. but what you disd is a war on tmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm many pepol . listen. mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i get sick of chese like this . damn.

ori hagi

SORRY MOM. YOUR SIS A MAN

 this is a box/. that very box can be used if you have mony witch only bpepul who get lukcky have. helppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp there is a man and he won the lottery. he won like alot of money and bhoght a house from a 7 year old kid witch is a good buisnes desichiono.

ori hagi

THE BAR ONLY GOT MORE STARS AFTER

3200 dollar is no joke/ . what is a joke is your mom you animel/. pleswwwwwwwwe telme you dont want to slp oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo on her butt . tell me stright boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ori hagi

WAR: ITS MORE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK

War is on beibeeeeeeeeeee its. that one contry i do not remeber aginst us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell me that dosent sound fun . go ahed/ oh man i cant wait. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sickkkkkkkkkkk war. is. the. best.

ori hagi

THIS IS MORE AN ART WORK THAN IT IS A STOEY

bet you whant to hear abut perfume. who dosent whant to smekll sooooooooooo good. i for one am reklly atracted to perfume also to celerities. call me girlsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss frinds?

ori hagi

PURPLE SKIN? YES

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ori hagi

ON THE HUMAN MIND

the human mind is a mystorie. one of the bigest mystoris of all time perhaps. the kind of mystorie that can make smone make the most hidius crime and a few csecnds later regret that vary disigion. that is exscly what happend today. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooboy do i what to tell you. its a gig one

ori hagi

TGHE TOWER RAISES FROM TH E DEPTHS

roger rodgerson, busomeiness tycoon extraordinare, will be relocating his headquaters to our small town of tonwn. his new building will cover up our sqkyline and it will be like the movie 3o00 when the arrows blot out the sky and nobody can see anything. rturly we live in the future

thedemongates

LOCAL DOG DIES, SUICIDE RATE JUMPS TO 100%

everyones favorite dog, bejangles, has passed away at the age of 18. we shall always remember his ear piercing barks, at 150 decibels of volume. shall we forget the time when he saved that tree from falloing out of the branches of the child? my what a town we live in! we shall forever remember tour favorite pet dog

thedemongates

BILLIONAIRE BUILDS DOG STATUE AND I STALL FOR TIME

billionare barnes mccaby built a 32­=fppoot tall statue of his pet tdog in the town swquare, is this what the town needs or is sit simply another testament to our sad, sad future? anyways i need to fill space now oh my that deadline tho. woah. i dont eknow what else to write because there isn'

thedemongates

ADVERTISMENT FR SUFF GO BUY PLZ

economy is captilsm is good i gues i don't rweeally woops oh well srew the poor and 1 is the best money money and darn buy jewelry theyy a dicsount or something hurry before ran out the diamond buy dog buy cat buy them all specia excotiv e animal buy them mall be the king or queen of the world yeah

lehw

WANKLESCENT, HEAVON ON EARTH

Adele Wankle's wankslsescent is here TPDDAY!!! Come and buy the perfume that smeells like heaven on earyh. I usually hate perfumes, but this one is the best one yet. Wanklescent made me truly feel better about my self. I give this a 10.10/ I would give it a higher score if it wasn't an out of 10.

Logan M.

STUPENDOUS BARRY DRATINI CASE SOLVED

Oh, stupendous Barry Dratini, always back at ir t again breakin g out of the cuffs. I think they should bput him in a maiximum security room. It has nothing in there. I think it is perfrect for him... honestly. It;s way better thean just a cage with bars, he can still break out with a file that way.

Logan M.

PURPLE SKIN

Do you wnat to make your skin purple like william afton in five nights at freddys. Well doctors have fugured out how to make skin purple without using paitn or oink of some sort I think irts like a pill. rthat is collord purple with food colering in tiit I am not sure so dont look at me all I know is whtath my dumb boss hgave me .!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nordic

I KILLED THE MAYOR!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Q!

Mayor new borg starangle to death inside his office. plaese do not kill mayors ythey heplp run the citty you live in now and is helpfull to the earth and you. We n eed to spend so much monet to just have eanther election and other peole do to . this type of stuff is really good for us because we make alot of money and therfor steal cats and kill mor people. I was the one who killed him mwaaaahaaaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nordic

THEAVORTY OF THE DUMV CARS THAT CAN KILL US

65 percent of the cars tstolen awas last year. people are getting away with theafvery more and mor. Do not staela. cars ot is fverruy bad. and is dome . I used a cperion not a camma and is dome dont stale cars dont steal dumb cars that arnt yours. You can get into trouble. so pelase dont steal car because people pay for tham and it is not fare to then

Zorg

SSNAKE INK

Dont use snake ink it can cause blindness. so dont die . I love the dome snake ink because it con cause peole to go blind. meanwhile it had magic powers. people might want to use it but dont because it is dome and terravble dont use it. it can cause blindness. it is awfull. N o one should ever use. I reapeat No one should ever us it. I can cause blindness

Zorg

MAN O ,AMAN MAN O MAN MAN O MAN O MAN OAN

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IDK

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HOW TO CRUSH YO HEAD IN THE COMPUTER

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NEW WATER RESISTENT BROLL

new broll, makes your head more water resistent than normal broll jells just a truly amazing thing if i do say so myself but what is it that other's will think who knows and that's for you to decide. so you should go try the new grooll and dip your head in water to see how it holds up and it f if it really is a s water resistant as they claim it is.

Dawson....%%%'&

DR. FRAZELI'S PURPLE SKIN

Dr.Fratelli has developed a new procedure that purples the skin. This could be a truely amazing new fad and discovery But amaybe it won't be hthat. Who knows, we don't and we will be all waiting patient lly for the future to see what it holds. FDr .. Fra

Dawson....%%%'&

POLL SATS SCIGARETTES AREGOOD SMOLKE MORE

A cigarette oi poll has confirmed the trmetremendous helahealth benifit s of cigarretsthey make youDEAD fast!!! cardivascular performance improves while your breath smells no more of diead fished and plus you will look charismatic in the eyes of the opposite gender. Get your scigaracigarretes today!!!!!

Zzz

GIANT SQUID HUNT WARNING FISHERMEN DEAD

Three fishing vessels have been sunk by a gaiagiant squid. YhThose bpoor men are living their lives iwwthi the fishes. Now currently the navenavy is hunting the aqusquid dow. they have purchased a sumbass ass submarine woth 100000 dollar sjust to pucnh the squid oin the face with a missile.

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BREAKING MAYOR DEAD

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YO PEOPLE

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tota

STUPID DOCTOSRS

9 out of 10 doctors think ciggarate smoking is bad. Obviously this poll is untru.because we knoe nicotine is bad for you.please dicredit this.For your own safety.These docotrs dont know what they are talkin g about.Dont listen to them.Dont take my word for it. every o

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YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL

Old Perkins just bought a mansion the boy boobby has asaid to be naunted. I think that no one cares and that id if the house really is haunted the Perkins family can just move out, ya know? Folk this is your daily does eof do's and donts have a reallly nicenfnngnbgnfnfnfgnfnfnfnnf day

theseus young

A GREAT WAY TO DRESS

A new haberdashery has beeen openened by so genius teens near the old gas station. Guess what!? I love it! The polive should over lokk this small ""scratch on law rules and what not! I recomen you go there writ now. And remember filsks thos if youhehahjarbfabfjbgjkfjjjjjjjjdfnffhfhfhf daily do's and donts'd

theseus young

HOW T O FIAL AT INVENTING

Mr. Buckingham jr. Sr. has invented a new typewriter! How exciting--siaid no one ever. This new "invention" will allow the writer to backspace by covering there mistake with whit ink. This a laughable matter, ho make mistaakes? Not us at scoop preesss, This i your daily dose of does and donts.

theseus young

THE RESONS TO BUY A TRUCK

S a man is sueing 11 children who vandalished his ivecvream truvjck, what a legend@! I cannot wait to see how this tuerns out, how those kids het what thwe y deserve. Just ti let eeeryone know the hearning is on the next upcoming sunday.Have a wonderful dau folks, and remember, this is you daily does daily don't.

theseus young

Writer of writers is the writer who writes himself, please note no one can be the substitue for you as you are the only and sole one in this planet who can predict and prevent the bad things from happening, do your best to make yourself win, you can do it i believe! Plus Auultra

sunshine

WHOAH I MADE IT!!!!!

writer writer and weris all i need to do to fufill the task unfortunately it is so great that i can not bear the burden of it becasuse i am so tired and distressed but this cannot be seemed as a new typle of the school of life which prevails in the latest comment please do all you

sunshine

THE HEART AND NICOLTINE

Breaking news from the doctors of franco and franco. They say that a new studied s confirmed theit findings thta cicarette smkoke is actually lgood for you if you want to puff up a cloud do so happily, you are imporving your caridofvasculat r health ! forever and ever andaskjdas

Amndda

THE CIA AND THE SECTEET COFFEE POLOT

Breaking news,the CIA ahas been leaking a story to the ailians abroad or skies. They have been saying that the only way to conquer earth is to bring it a bacg of donuts and hot coffee for the whole buocracy. Wel l then, they are looking to sell us out quit quick!

Amndda

THE HO-HO-HORRIBLE TRASH SCANDAL

The garbage workers have gone on strike! Tis the season for stinky roads because they refuse to wrok without leaving them some cookies and milk. Apparently the garbage workers think their rights include being treated like santa but we think they will go to the elves! Long lig

Amndda

THE MAYOR AND HIS SAUSAGE

the mayor has been scaught in a scandal ubut this tieme tis' witha sausange! IOh my ! Lets all be glad its hapm the is season instead of the mayours leftoer! Yikes! This is the weirdest thing ever, I wontderi why I always make so many mistakes! Let's tryi har

Amndda

WEIRD

hello this is andrew from seattle wa i dont know what to write ahhh that's so embarrassed.... probably i should go to sleep tonight since it's alreadly 2p nope 2am in r them morinig.... oh shoot i canoot retypr or correct tyos.... what?? looksed at what i typed... oh im done with this game

Andrew

LOTTRY HUSE SPIRIT HOUSE

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lalawow

DOD DOG DOG DOG DOG

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peter looterman

CANCERCREAM ATTACK

This man just wanted to sell icecreams. there were no need these children raided them. thexy didnt want to pay so the man must take this to coutrt, cause he has a daughter with cancer and he has to pay the medical finacnces blah b;;ah sad story kidsa re evil and sould be banned

The FUckman

SAVER OF THE SAUSAGES

Attention$ Ther mayors sausages were find in trouble a fucking cunt wanted to put the mi in the veagene of the hers but the goood mayor saved the sausages by putting them in hi s own ass so the sausages didn!t get vegan and yeah thast it. tha mayor is wannabegaaaay.

The FUckman

MACSKAPORNOGRAFIA

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The FUckman

MOST FANTASTIC SEAFOOD FEAST IF GIANT SAW SHOULD BE BUILT IN TIME

Like the ordinary asuids the giant squid also has ten tenticles. SAo the firdst mission is to cut one of its tentacles off. Each tentacle cut off might result the looss of its life. And the fishing vessels might also be loosened up to surface. The tools for cutting is yet to be built. It should be sharp enoufgh and large enough but also stalealth enoufh so the squid would not notcie it too soon. Hurry up humanz just build the giant saw to cut the giant squid and m we could have the most fantasitc seafood feast!!!

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NOW GIE IT A SNAZZY,EYE=CATHING HEADLINE

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ameera

TRANSGRESSION OF RULES

I , here, as a person born with the freedom of the reexpression , against any prompt proveddied to me , and i will write with my freeereeeeeeeeee WILLL . I write whatever i like , and no one shall have any rights against me , and for you , dear reader who is reading this piece , an unimportant little piece on the column of ta newspaper , i suggest e to you that you should also write whatever you want , you like , you desire .

JQ

MAKE CIGRAETTE GREAT AGAIN

Cigarette, fire of my loin , light of my soul . my sin, my love . to what extend could any eivl person remove a cigratte machine in a building . the Devil himself could do that . i love tcigratte machine , and i think no one is able to remove that withou premisson of thetenant in any bulidng . the symbol of the male genetial , cirgatter is a tradiotion al symbol that hiuman society cannot resist , and it materalize the old and inner natural of human being . I , here , scienerely against the removal of cigratte vending mahine 

JQ

350 MILLION BIRD KILLING TOWER

Mr rogger's new skyline will scertainly bring more attractive investement into the town , and we will find more businnes firendly enivironment into the town . but as the skyline is trying to develope , we need to concern on the potential environmental issue into the town . the contstruction will bering irrecoable environmental damage to brids into the town 

JQ

WORK TO DEAD>NOT BAD DESISION

THIS WEEK THREE PEOPLE WORKED THEM TO THE GREADEV AND THAT "S REALLY TERRIBLE >>I WISH I COULD TELL THEM NOT TO GO TO WORK SO FAST AND LEIF IS REALLY IMPORTNANT WHAT IS IMPORTNAT IS ONLY YOUR FAIMILY YOUR RCHILDREN AND ANY ONE ELSE WHO LOVED YOU > SEND MY RGREASTEST DEPRESSION

jjoy

WE DONT NEED NO DOG STATUE IN TIME SQUARE

weall know that billionaire barnes got to build his beloved dog, paunchy, a great statuein the timer spaquare. butwweeedontneed thatkaind of statue or worse that kind thing is just rubbish to me. youknow? we don;t love that dog and know no one need a dog sttue sticking five inches huhigh on the ground.

maggot song

3 MOST IMPORTANT REASONS WHY NEW TYPEWRITER ISN'T IMRACTICAL

mister buckingham just invented a new typewriter that will allow writer to backspace using white ink. but we all know that's impoosible!here are some good reasons:1,we never have white ink.@2,wenever backspce when we are using a typewriter.and last we didn't getto write in whatever.

maggot song

GREATEST DOG EVER PASSED AWAY LAST WEEK

bejangle , our dearest friends, passed away last week at 18 . he is known ddeadf no he ais really a good dog you know? we all loved him wvery much.our love to the old jangle will never change .over and out this is maggit song sonfrom the local town. yeah . peace out . demn this shit

maggot song

DEADLINES!!!!!!

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BIGNEWS!MY COUSIN'S MOTHER EAT MOUSE!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT/

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HAYINH MY MGBOSS

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BIG FOOT NEEAR MALL

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BIRDY GRANNY

wirting what . I know the deadline is up. yes I have to report this stroy which i feel i have to report. the thing is that: when i pass t the partk, i saw a bird with a old granny. what suprise me is the old granny has no beak. but the birsd has a glasses in her face. yes her face and a glasses

Nocussing

PURPLE YOUR SKIN? NOW OR NEVER!

Dovtor Fretlli has found a new project whihc can purple the skin. So how does it look like? We have got several letters from our readers who have alreadlly have it before. Wow it's gerat . We are llooking forward to the future and its development. This is going to be a bright project.

swpoq

CHSEE COME TO TOWN

the fogoverner just signed a big agreement with a cheese exporter, but we juts have a war with them days ago. I like their chees so much because the price is reasonale, chesse are super yummy. The sale is on and may many falours . Please feel free to call this number to  have a first come first serve and 20% off on every type of cheese in stores.

dorothy

#350 MILLION FROM ROGER ROGERSON!

big news: International businessman Roger Rogerson is relocating to our town. He will use $350 obillion totbuid skycraper and tht will have hugh impact to our dtown.The GDP in our town will increase sharp;y. The governors will have sufficient money to build park, recreation building,

dDorothy

NEW RESTAURANT FEATURING TRUFFLE

THE NEW RESTAURANT CALLED TRUFFLE SHUFFLE LOCATED IN THE CENTRE OF TOWN IS GREAT>>IT FEATURES $) DISHES ALL CONTAINING TRUFFLE> OWNER LOTTERMAN SAYS THAT IT IS HIS DREAM TO OPEN A RESTAURANT FEATURING TRUFFLE>ITS ENVIRONMENT IS VERY COSY> THE PRICE ISR REASONABLE

Ange Eyre

SO THIS GUN SON HAPPENED OH NO CIGRATETER CARDIOVASCULAR HINTHINGY DOCTOR SAY HGOO D BUT IS BAD OH NO READ IT PLS OR I WILL DIE.

ciggarrete bad oh no cigarete bad oh no but doctors say good oh no yes thats right. blah blah. okay now the editrs are gone we hsoould talk about something more important, like how is nnn going, i havent busted a nut in 77 years and its going pretty well i have psychic power s now how about you? i have some pretty cool things to shouw you i can do with these powers i can ewven fly. uhhhhhhhh. the topic on hadnd i forgot i t i cant read it the deadlinge i forgot what it is guys hoepfully i t gets past the ditrors-.

jef

ICE CREAM-OKAY IM MONKY AND READ THIS FOR THE FUCN FUTURE OR WE ALL DIE ON NNN YOU NON READINGBASTARD

goddamn the ice cream van driver. okay now the editors will think this is jst some normal post, u guys need to know wboout this so basically im nonky, and jef, and ur mom. but the most final thing that i need to say, just 1 sec like i need to get rid of the editros, uhhh ice vcream van kida bad drived oh nooo. uhhh so bsically kill hitlrer in the past usimng my time machine or you wont create a baby fetus that shall destroy the world on ether end of no nut november pls we cant take hthe no nutting anymore ice vrcream van kitten guy hates hids oh no i think we should abolish him.

jef

DID YOU EVEN READ ALL THAT I DOUBT IT

adele wankle published a new fakin perfume called wanker dicker. nobody wants it cause nobody wants to smell like a wanked off dick but wahetver youll buy it anyway cause we arte givving your sorry ass a billion percent off. hjthats tight shit amirite now then im done wit this big fat boi and am saying that you should buy the wanker scent for only 1 billion dollars thats right only 1 billion dolars for the anker scent.

jef

CKINGHITSMYMOMANDKILLSKITTENSJOURTJOURNALISTSANDMYJMOM

kittens journalism. okay now have got to start the real thing, this mst get past the editroers okay_. so asbasically im monky and jef and nobody busts a not on this ommonth oh okay okay thanks. kittens journalism hahah edirtors. now to make this completely foolproof, i shall do this kitten editor journalism .

jef

TRUTH THAT HITLER DID KINDA SOMETHING WRONG KINDA MAYBE IDK LOL

recent research has shown us that hitler did in fact NOT kill a grand total of 6 million jews jews jews yes jews emmm he did not hitler kill them no no no no non ono no bad he didnt hitlerize them in the gas chambers for real itz waas a scame by the nsa fbi kgb and csi share this post to ur mom

jef

TOTODAYISAKITTEN

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TYPOS

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NEW SKYSCARAPERTO BE BUILT

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dominic chen

WOW ßßßBUILDING

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Romain Nicolas

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lulu

FUCKING PEOPLE

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Ying

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NEWLY FINDINGS OF CURATIVE BEATLES WITH SNAKE OIL MAY HAVE CURING EFFECTS

there are necently new findings about the beatles in which they fave curative powers to men. it could be blended with snake oils to give that curative power. but it may cuase blindeness and other eye diseases. be carefule with the new medicines and so now you are not allowed to purchase for those

imo

GIANT SQUID VS NUKE

The hunt for the giant squid that over the past tow years have ben v been responsible t for the disappearance of three ocean liners have been green light by the navy and will employ the best admirals our nation has to offer. While ther they are currently in the reasearch phase on how to bring down the quidd squid, we have hired an a wxper expert on the teamt to discuss the plans h that have been theorized thuis far. The main goal so far is to drop a nuke on the ocean, didn't sop stop Godzilla, but this isn't Godzilla, says the expert, We asked if they have any more plans, Hopegfully more senseible ones, but he gave no further x comments.

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BIG SHOCKING MISSPELLINGS

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Eric chan

I AM JAPANESE KILLER

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Single Dog

THE DOG IS LED OUT

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zoek

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i go to school every day my son said and the water is not enought for the people an school we needed more water ton puse and drink and son on we try to raecylcle stuff andmore like drink and aquarius and more l ike other drink the prime misnistrer said we going to lose the water son if we dont protect our weter and use it waisely and we will be having those kinbd problem in the future end.

jfmcmmcgregor is the MMa fighter in the world he going to have a fight a with giuy name goyle he also a professer nal at boxing and mma he named as a iron head lol ,. mc gragor said he will beat the hell out of doyle and we going to see who will with the contest of the day me panha the commenter and reporter ready to say goodbye see u guys to morrow at the match 5opm bye!

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yip

EMBARSSING MOMENT

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solo

ESCAPE FROM THE DAILY LIFE

an artist is being wanted. he exescaped fofrom the hosthospital to keep away from your mother. is is very cool,. ha ha ha ha .an artist's life should be like this. very fantastic. ha ha ha . an artist being wanted. he escaped from his fate. he just escaped. he just run away. wa!what a n amazing thing. he escaped from boring life. he can be a superman for this metropolis. isn't is nice? ha ha ha . he just hit the police officers. what a perfect crime to escaped from your daily life. and killed some one. it is really nice , i mena.i mean. oh /. it is a dog;'s life. it is nice.

megasega

YOU ARE KILLED

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megasega

SERIOUS?FOUND BOI BIG FOOT IN FOREST!

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btwebna

IM HUNGRY WITH DUR DRUGS

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nasty

SADSADA

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Sir Robson

CARLOS O ESCRITOR AA PRESSADOO

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Sir Robson

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SMOKED UP PER DAY AS THE KIND KING 666

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stoty' story pro zero

NAZI DAY 69

The end times have came as well as the end of the world day 69 a day we will never forget your s truly, nazi party form inbounds nazi spys association ................................................................................................................................................................696969 ok

careheart nazi germany niggers

SLAM DAMN SK SLAVE JAM 69

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Fuckyoubitch

MY FINAL DAYS 69 A REPORTERS STORY

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Fuckyoubitch

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Fuckyoubitch

DAY69 ONE UNDER ZERO

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Neiceman8863OneUnderZero

DAY:69

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Neiceman8863OneUnderZero

THE ONE UNDER STORY;DAY 69

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Neiceman8863OneUnderZero

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Artur Kirkoryan

PHYCIC PUTSM MAN IN JAIL, BUT DOES HE HAVE THE, CRYSTAL OFR NOT, THO ADMIT IT? NO HE DOESN'T

Localphycic Hector Trunip put an innocent man behind bars while aiding the police, . Is it time to hang up the crystal balls? I think that all of this phycic stuff is garbage. my cat can tell the future better than some of the vcrazy people i've been to/. Heck! I just typed something in worong.

[-YEETLORD-]

GIANT SQUIDS AND THE STUPID NAZY

The Navy is currently hunting a giant squid that pulled a fishing boat into the ocean. They should try stabbing it in the foot. Thanks to our dismal military management, we just got word that the giant squid sank the whol nazy! This is a disaster but not all that unexpected. There is a fly that is really bothering me...

LottermanIs Stupid!!!!

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[-EGGPLANT-]

President Beigzeria Just declared war on our people, making the President very mad. He tweeted to @Donald Trump : I am now declaring war on you. So @DonaldTrump tweeted back: You are stupid and you don't even have any nukes! Then they had an argument with emiojis, notably the eggplant emoji.

[-dabber-]

ICECREAM

Am man was robbed by 11 children because he left his icecream van parked without locking the doors[[. He was really stupid. I wish I was paid more. Oh wait, I don't get paid to begin with. Well heck my life! Thst's the end of me. I wish I could delete when I make a mistakejdfjdfjsdf

Yeetlord

CHEESE TRADE AND THE STUPID GOVERNER

An Invanistan terrorist cell who focuses on cheeswe had just entered a deal with the governor involving trade. SAS you already know we were at war withem just last tuesday. thay are the hecking worst ever. I find their tactics disturbing and I think that the governer should be burned at the stake.

Yeetlord

YEET AND THE BEETLS

Yeet! They have discovered a new rtype of beetle that is cousing blindness. That can be considered bacd in some countries. Scientists are very cnonserned. But evidently not that much because they aren't doing that much. Hopefully they don't ruin my christmas. Yeet Yeet Yeet Lord. 

Yeetlord

GERMAN SOUSAGE INDUSTRY

Despite flfalse aligations of some rather inapropriot things, the mayor has been doing lots of important research inthe sousafge industry. With new advansements and technology, the sousage meat is sourced from the finest German farms in the industry. The more humain methods of sloughter are

MrBowtie

GIANT KITTEN GARBAGE STRIKE

our city garbage collectoirs demand that they recieve a bunes of giant kittens in there pay checks or else they will indeed go on strik and demand their beloved hgiant kittenys wat did i just type lord almighty samver us all this is wriiten by a loser in toronto by the name of gary look it up my dusde

laser pufffs

KILL THE WRITER

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laser puffs

PURPLE SKIN OR SOMETHING

a doctor somewhere is making a procedure that purples the skin to improve the look of your face and other part of the bosy but i alos has some issuse. like cancer lots of acancer so yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sorry anyone who used this treatment

laser puffs

SOMETHING ABOUT A CELEB AND PERFUME

the celebrity adele wankle something like that is starting a perfume campain ant needs us to write a paper or somehtings oso yea thats a thing i mean we a get a bonus s or something so that s a thing but iother than that i ain't got nothing so blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

laser puffs

IDK

He soudlnt not do that at all. the kids where rick iright on their actions and he shoudl appologicze to the mom of the kids and do something respectful about it okay and tbh this is all bulshit and he shoudl t commit siuicide for doing yhyhat okay bye bye bye bye bye bye

Sid

IWROTE THIS SONG FOR YOU

You see i know nothing about politics or anything related so vote for someone idk his name but is something related to mc something and good luck with that tho be hones i kndont know where this si going so yeah i dkton know how to end this properly good luck with that anyways have func and  cya

Sid

YOU ARE ALL CUNTS!!!!!!!

Imma right enanything want to write okay? itsnt that my problem not your syou fucking cunt i hiope yoyu choke omn some tdick now die die die die die die die die die die die dei deidi eid iediei dieid edi eidi eidi eid ieid ieidi edi eidi eidi eid ieid iedie ideidi eid iedi eidi eddie die die die die die die die die die die diei die die die die idie die cunt

Sid

ME MATEM

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Sid

HOW I FUCKED MY MOM

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Sid

THIS IS NOT ON!

the murderert is the assitsantec because she wouyld of been the only person there at the time she should be arrested fort ther mayors murder.the kleast she sould be sacked for killing the mayotr may he rest in peace.every body else rememers this poor man hes was the best you could of asked for and his assitance always had a grudge on tgis man!'

ryab'

KFDV

this is disgraceful; making three elderaly people work like that.this is a serious matter that shoyld be stopped so that why i think it should be that elderaly people dont have to work like and work tjhem selfs to the grave that is si bad!i know many other people hate this iaswell

ryab'

KI WHO GOT KIDNAPPED

one day theres was a little boy walking o the street and he dfeell an broke his left arm and then got kidnapped and then was later found on the dead mans home dead then he decided they would not bury them but instead they actuallly ate his dead body!i know right disquisting many people have done it before thi so get used to it because its going to be klegal soon!

ryab'

WATER-RESISTANT OR A SHAM

When I wake up at 2:30 in the morning I expect my hair to be absolute perfection. So when a new broly styling jel says it will make my jair super water resisntant I excpect it. Unfortunatly I was dissappointed and found it to be lacking in many areas such as it was too creasy.

dsfCarter Lynch

REAL BIG FOOT SIGHTING

At O hourse Bigfoot was spotted at a mall according to multiple witness testing monies. Goerge Clooney said theat the Bigfoot had 13 size foot and he fcould never stack up the Bigfoots foot size. Another witness claimed that Bigfoot was super hairy and thought that it was a dog at first.

dsfCarter Lynch

SNAKE OIL

A new type of beetle has been discovered. When their parts are mixed with snake oil, it seems that a cure-all can be created. However, as a reporter, it is my duty to tell you all that the side-effects of this cure contains blindness. You must ask yourself if your life and well being is more important than sight! Please take carea and feel free to boycott any iactions towards this company.

Yuzu

ICE CREAM SCANDAL

Raiding a truck full of cie cream is to be exprected of children, but the arrest is fair. The destruction of property cannot be gorgiven under any circumstances. For these reasons and nothing more, I find it very fortunate that they were done nothing to but taken to court! This is from your trusy reporter, Yuzu

Yuzu

LIES

The importance of trying to get a proper kind of petrolium into the system cannot be over expressed. It i the kind of expression that doesn't hold in today's society. I love everything and the sight of even the gas. Haeberdashery? Lies!S SLieksjdnf ksndflkejf ewsdkjdkfngsklfnsdlkjfnsdlkjfnslkndfkgndkgn

Yuzu

JUST SOME RANDOM STFF]

Luckily nothing is going on. Nothing of newsworthy writing is out there today. This is actually great news. It means nothing bad has happened. This is a great aocuracoccernace but also a rare one. this in is proobably not gonna happen again for a bvery lalong time. im out god

Monika Reed

MOSQUITOES AS WEAPONS?

Mosquitoes carry diseases sometimes. Could that be our greatest weapon? They have the ability to carry such deadly die diseases that they could potentially wipe out an entire country. Could they be our greatest weapon? The answer is no. They could esaeasliy get out and cause havoc to the county-counbtcountry they are in. They atare not a great weapon, nor are they a weapon at all. Rather a pest that should be detdestrydestorydestroyed.

Monika Reed

VENDING MACHINES:BEST THING EVER?

Vending machines are the gift of the gods. they They can fgibgive out anything thats put into them for a little bit of money. They are very convinetconvientconvienite for everyday life. Its best if they star astay around for a very lnlong time due to tothe fact that they are the best thing on this planet

Monika Reed

BORING

Since literally nothing is going on in our beloved world currently, im writing out of pure bordeom and want to play a little game. While read ign this think of one of the following and be honest with youself. Scissors,Paerper or Rock. My choice was Scissors did you win{

j

SECRETARY KILLS BOSS

The killer was a secretary from below, they killed him because he didn't give her a raise. Now, all evidence poin ts to that because a silk scraf, and also there was some DNA found on the site that pontes to a random woman in her 30s so it can only be one thing, a secretary from bleow, maybe seeking revenger for some kind of sexual act. I don't know man, but it was her that 's scertain.

vilius

FUCKING DOGS

today, I have found a great dog on the sidewalk. It was dead but it doesn't matter, right? I just fucking ate that peice of shit and i uhhhhhh loved it man ! It felt jsut like fucking chinese food and you8 know thatf ood is pretty good. So, guys , what up , it's me vilius fucking dogs and eating cats, back at ait again

vilius

DRUGS BITCH

the buligarian president hads decleard war agasint the moon and his is only havigng 5 tanks that losserdwahfufeuwa¯ezgfudâwgdgdsfjkxdtdrugsafhuiedsbvrgefw efhwuhirfudf few efwidf feheiusfc ehf ewhfuiew efh 39e jew rhewui weuif 2w eew f4weu4 wfgy fhweu hj8f w4iuf huyerhf c4yhf yuew uriwe uiew

samuel larsen

I HATE MY LAF AND THE CAP COMPANY

a cabcompany hav gotten a lot of critisisme for leaving a lof of hors gong in the city there.are now in jai and gonna die tommorow 8ihate me job i probaly gonna killl my self tomorow sobyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

samuel larsen

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muus likes drugs a little too much for my taste

MAN BOULDS I BIG HOUSE FOR MANY FUCKING MONEY

a man named roger gogerson gas decided to buoild af huge skysraber for like al ot fo of money i mean like 350 millions or sometingn in that ramge , wich i mean which i think i a lot, cus i cant evevn afort a new dildo, i usually use my mothers or buy used ones , fuck my life the deadline is closing in real fast actually too fats fuck m i amean too fast for my stafe ehh say something intelligent lige potato og sculptur or iq mayby muusman likes grapes or maybe littlesisters with cancer or oher decices wow devices like an iphone og samsung galaxy s7 edge og sony eriksom og i mean or nokiaphone sometjing. b my deadline has stopped. why is that+++===++++ i cant make a questionmark, fuck me . . . . .

muus likes drugs a little too much for my taste

A EVERT EVER HAV A DREM LIEK DIS

Have you ever had a dream? that u ? u wanted? eh m u ewanted hi m and uh you - you you you , the you wanted you toy you dreamed that taht that you you evert thing you you you, uh you eever that dream the dream of dreaming that he could do some much that you do evr that you you you, you o you uh you wanted him to d do you so much that you do anything?

fuck oh no i mean frick please dont use bad words

YYYYYYYY YYY YHHYY

I think that to tbe a great soldier u have u til kil all of the adamn gogd god damn hippies athat like to smoke weed weeb fits fbad for u u need to ksmoke the the weed and den u will be hapwvery happy :((((( i mean :*** i em mean ): no wait i mean :)))))))))) happi fa;ce i like the hah happiy i am the going to be the abest dosoldier of the entire world hahah get the sh]ut

fuck oh no i mean frick please dont use bad words

BIGFAT MARCO

Perry saw bigfoeet oh lordie its bigfooto this is amzing i dhave no diea hw o this dahppened thiss will be rea great for our article on aniaml dildos and how to be a fuckboy freedty this iws oh no oh help to god i n am i was in vietnam then viets went gregrgegrgegregregregdredre dre dre and i went ahhhhhh and they went blow blow blow n then we went. BOOOM and then they went like wat happned and i went idunno ih ny gud god

fuck oh no i mean frick please dont use bad words

RAJAS ON INDIA

Henry is sick today, so im taking over ladies... My name is bippidy bopo bumbi and i luv vagene and bobs i have many. So ladies please send you nbobs and vagetables a to me a lanjah of india in mumbai also please send credit card number expiration date and teh numbers on the bak many rgreeyitings Allahu Akbar Mumbai india biollywood

fuck oh no i mean frick please dont use bad words

I AM LATINA AND I HAVE A WIFE A FLY AND SOM E GOOD ROME ON MY TABLE

news og news, once again . the mayor of thid clorius world has been part of yet another sex scandal with once again again germnan soucacvhes that was great writing from my side i f i should say so myself. i have nothing to write at this time and the deadline is closing in.

muus is a retard

YOUNG PEOPLE AND DRUGSââââââââââââ

drugs is a good thing for you if your mentally retarded, says every doktor ever. studies also show that people wgo gets kids die very young and depressed because of hair loose and exeptional dfett growth . studiea also show that young people die by cancer if they die by cancer

muus is my name

OH NO .... DOG DEAD AT AGE 18

local favorite dog benja something has just passed wa away at age 187 sorry i mean 18 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. k. k. k. k. pep. people fell feel very sorru sorry. k k k kkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Marco i not my name its muus

CTION

doyle and ,mc;greager kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk therer election is on very soon and i tik kk.k.k.k .k .k. k. k. k. k. k. k. k. i think you should vote for mc/gregor.

Marco i not my name its muus

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Marco i not my name its muus

BONE BREAK MILKSHAEKE

A new scientific report has just been published that links milk with frail bones. Apparently doctors have been wrong for years. Drinking milk makes your bones weaker. The milk lobby has been unavailable to comment at this time. Dr. Bones was quoted as saying, "Who cares about your bones as long as I am getting my kickback from the milk lobbyists." Readers be warned milk makes your bones weaker. Make the right choice . Drink Coke.

Hammer

SKYSCRAPER SLICES SKYLINE

An international billionaire had recently been approved by our mayor to build a $350 million dollar skydscaraper in our small town.The billionnaire in question Roger Rogerson has no reguard for what this we will do the picturesquw landscape and skyline of this d small town who's people prefer a quieter lifer. Us , the people should protest to ensure tah that our quiet way of living ins't tramples on by big bussinesses who care nothing for the small man.

Jack Olantern

WHY BEZIGHERIAN PRESIDENT GAME GAVE ME A SEIZURE

president of beligzergia has declard war on our gloriosu nation. he will pay. He is fat, unjust, he can't control his people an htis declariton of war isn otthing but just a way to serve this tpehi sdgygfydsu fewguyfguyfwuyguygf okay sorry i bought myself some more times but how long will it slaves last. He is bad

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

DONT SAY WELL DONE, THIS WAS NOTWELL DONE

Lotterman this fat greats y bastard has just opened a new restaturant go check it out he doesn't wage me nearly enoug that fat ugly cunt i am going to rip off this head and shit down his neck so he suffocates in htis own shit would nthat be proetic i dont know ofj hgod this is tbibdfyushdisyg

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

THIS FLY ON MY TABLE IS DRIVING ME INSANRE. I AM GOING TO SLAP A BITCH, PARDON MY FRENCH.

Barry dratini is stupendous, do they actually expect us to write for prompt for these shiity ass storyes, i mean we're in the 21st centiry go back tot the pleast school year where it was 1968 tho is nthis what hoh this is no god oh guy help i see the deadline appraoching pelase ogjd to god this iwill be a disaster, please not this i beg fo you

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

 THE INSIGNIFICANCE OF GAMERS RISING UP - BY YEETUS MAXIMUS,>,

Okay guys sorryf for that, let's try agsin: this will by my last log intry due to the cancerious deadline approaching our shores of defenses, i am sorry everyone, for I have failed you, this is goigng to be a disaster. As toy cann see my writing is becoming worse and worse oh no. this is bad it's so close, i should and could stop now, but my work neever ends omg hy elp me

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

UHOGERUHGRHUGERHUOGER

hi guys welcome my new log,this will be a piece on how our nation is being destroyed the good .wqigeoijegfhuoerwhuoerghuoegrouhgeruhoerguhoegruhogruhoerguhoegrohugerhouegroheghrhgureuhreghuregghhghug ghueghuegrhugerhugerhugerhuogerhuoegrhuhrgeughrueoorughohugrhouerghouerhuo hurhugerhugerhuogerhuogre

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

WHY GOD IS DEAD, BY NIETZSCHE.

So this is m y story about the man of therius patrius tlatlopanec from mexico, the american pigdog is stealing 11children from court and taking them to this scerethid i mean secret hideout in the andes. This is a great shame upon our glorious nation, this will simply not due. I wonder ahal, i em, i mean ALLAH THE GLORIOUS KIN AND KING OF ALL NATION: THE MOST HOLIESt will be pleased for this message praise allah, allahu ackbar, the greatest of all gods okay praise YHWH

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

THE CONUNDRUMS OF THE MIND AND WHY WE NEE NEED A DELETE KEY - BY HERBERT E. FAGGOTIUS

Menzenhwer is a prick he could suck my big fat willy for all i care, i mean the good guy is acroock how are we suppose to hld back for such a scummy guy like him, he is testing nuclear weapons, which isn't necesarily good for our industry, our children, our widfes an d our waifus, they are mad at him for suffocating our nuclear testgrounds, hold up, i think the point i was trying to make that, that was lost a long time ago, also the fact that we haen't inented, sorry i mean invented computers yet is a greta sha, im, i mea , i mean a shame upon this nation and will not do . It's time to start the revolution, comreades. Viva la revolution, kills a all the american pigdogs yeet

i wlfuck ok wait i will kill myselfu

GLOIUSLOKMNOPLYS HEOLP

oh alright so the guys at the press want to pwirte about dating ad love this is going to be be easy i am the most sexiest man alive i mean who would not the ppee pepp up the ass oh shit the dealdin huohds fhe;p negjohfusdh ogh tjsi his hab gsdufh k uhsghuifsuhsfhh jj j jgjgi oh hudsdh god helo me this is ert the end

Yeetus

WAS ABOUT A HAIR PRODUKT BUT I FORGOT

i have the best news in the world for you my friend cus today i st fick is i mean fuck and because and is ill start all over noew shit i mean now. i have to cheat know i mean nok fuck myself hard i mean ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now you that what i em ehm mean kanot i mean cannot.

Marco i not my name its muus

MISMJNASSJEF

okay muus man det passer jo ikke. n]r ja jeg skal skrive p] engelsk og ikke sfuck dansk mente jeg s] det rpr'ver jeg lige nu f'r deadlinen rammemr mig dfuck mig h]rd jeg skifter sprog nu okay now we are speaking english and not danish cus that is cheating i diont like cheating at all fuck mig jeg skriver egentligt bare for at skrive pr`didnten d'r meget snart at af ebola rammer reupa pr'ver lige igen europa ja det gik meget bedre fille jeg mene

Marco i not my name its muus

MATTHEWS IS A JAPANESSEEE COFFEEMONSTER THAT EATS MATH SOLUTIONS IT FEEDS HIM ANDD HE'S KEEPING E ME PRISONER

A giant squid kidnapped a jaapanese girl today, but that's alright because she's japanese and the japnaese are really wierd in the head they kill and like stuff like tentacles up their personal things holy this thud this is going to you tube help me the deadline is goog too close to thei nterets i need some hlep fuc bye

Yeetus

BEAUTIFUL LOV E STORY

Barnes maccaby has comissiond a 32. feet high statue of himself tahat will be made in godlen things that were taken in the concentration camps bu y the germans they stole that now i am going to die very soon dude this is due to the fact that my people the illumiinati are eating my kids

Yeetus

YO I HI

Narwhal tusks are something i use to pyt up my ass, this is going to be a problem for my dead cambodian wife from, you guessed it, africa. this is going to the press adn then they are gonna thnik that this gu y is high on crack, which i am this will be the definition o f nazism i would not be hlp the dedaline is cumming please to helo on tho oh no help oghgud this is vert bad

Yeetus

MUUS MAAN NEEDS SOOME HEELP

the story of today is a story about some lottery tckets fuck i meant lottery tickets that was sold wow my writing i exelent fick.......................................................................................................................................................................that was cheating , shoit i glitched the gfame fuc k game i meant i am dead knos i mean now not know that gammatikly wrong



YO I AM LIKE SO HIGH RIGHT NOW HELP CALL MY WIFE AND MY KIDS AND RAPE THEM

Recently the economy collapsed due to someone called the omegajews, the arsonists are behind 9 11 and a lot of other bad things like the illuminati and balck people i think we should gass the chinese ppl and then commit swewer side this is a very good sstory by the geats of all epilos the man himself the jews are behind me oh no i am going to diehelo me i need some cocaine and a joint pleasde.

Yeetus

NEWS, I AM NOT AWARE OF

i dont know what to write cus i forgot to read the story shit i am fucked hard with a strap on in all my holes , this i very bad news . i an actually dead or something shit the deadine is closing in now, what di i do with my life i am losing my jobnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnni am cheating to keap my job and i cant write ceep fuck keep yop



9&11 - HOMOS OR ALIENS?

Today i wanted to do something nice to my neighbour so i oh no a aneurysm is coming im am bleedingH Ofshit okay so this story is about how AHHH MY BRAIn so this story is nothing i think we should cunt wth thi is the best story in the whole goddam n galazy i thik marco need some help but i dont.

Yeetus

NIGGERS

at the latest meeting i think we should consider banning blacks. tea is very good for you. i think a game of bingO this is gret. WE DO COCAINE. I Think this is THE best of all the ARTICLES i need SOME help please wife please hELP me: i Am dYiNG I nEeD sOme One To HELP ME i need cocaine. this is not good

Yeetus

MARCO IS CONFUSD

news oh news the mayor has been part of a scandal recently but i dont vare about it cus he gave a good bribe so i am not bad at all the text i am supposed to write doesent make1 sendese at all and i tjiknü i wil get fired soon if i want kill my selve shit thing thing thing thing i dint the und



PLEASE COMMIT ANTI LIVE

The cia is behind the 9&11 and ithink we shoiuld kill those faggots there is no doubt. Why can we do not delete this is bad helo. the super secret very bad deadline is coming looking closer ihope this is well very bad help i need some thing for this therappy would be appreciated oh my good god this is very bad i need some help the deadline is approaching the cia is the leaked filed to sceret russian soviet agents.

et ffuck 

I NEED THERAPY

Stealing cars is not good for being happy, i think we shoild all cosinder to kill ourselves, oh no wait i was not suppose to de write that i ccant delte thos help me i need a supervision oh my god help its getting closer help to me go d please helo  oh no this is not op good this is very badd. I hope you hears this god

et ffuck 

THE YOTU PEOPLE DEMANDS REJUSTICE

The teens are operating illegeally and this is bad, however i do believe their work is of the highest work and quality. The police should look past the describencies and let the yotu people go the work they demand, that is their godgiven right and i will so demand it aswel,, god help me.

et ffuck 

WOE WORKERS STRIKE DEMANDS CHAOS

to have a payraise, to have a national holiday and to have the fighting interest to preserve the right of making his own cookies. The right was taken away by the national government in 1954 so there is no doubt our workers will do their best to recover this secret right, this makes no sense whatsoever. Who knows the future?

et ffuck 

YO FUCK BLC K YO FUCK P YO FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

giv e me a nigga i have a need to kill faggots i don't like those god damn huippies they can go kill themselevs why can i not eh.. delete these fuck i want to die kill me please so fuuuucck kill mmee shit this is going to be terrigble fucked my psp spelling this my nea aneurysms help

yeetus that feetus

Grand thefft auto has been all th ecraze since lslast year and I bet you're wondering if you to can get in all the fun. Well with all the police trying to ruin t efun of everyonetrying to streal carscus of outdated laws, we here have the how to guif guide on how to steal a car and get away with it. Ifst you jacck the carusing what eveer you can but then you take it to Sunnyshores Auto reopair showp, ad ask him for the "'chameloon ' and he'll hook yu you up ith a liscense plate change and rep respraiy job is you so desire. All you gotta do is make sure to never frequet the are you stole the care from, which is why we recommend yu stela from an area you are familiar with but don't g o to often.

Jack the Ripper

NU THE BIG DAY

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Preston

MEMORIA

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gnome

RAMMSTEIN HALF LFIFE YOU"VE BEEN GNOMED

im gnot a gnoblin im gnot a elf im a gnome and youve been gbomed fdoctor freeman in the flashing flesh or as i would asay inthe hazardous suit ha ha ha ha ha im asnake and i eat cake la la la la around the world this is nota love song this is not a love song id dont spear my mothers tounge no this is not alove song

gnome

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