Monday, 22 April, 1953

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JUST INSANE ROGERROGERSON

roger togerson says building a skyscraper in our city is the most brillian t idea to help in development in out city but the thruth be told, that'a all just lies. He just wants to have all the profit by attractiing all the wealthy people to our city now and in the future to kick us out of the city. this is why we mist stad togeher an declind the idea of building something thart is beyond our reach and htis wi th

Jasmin

THIS IS JUST BONKERS CONSPIRACY GOVERNOR

the governor had been doing things behind our backs for decades and now wht they are doing are just bonkers, ridiculous even. To make an greement to trade cheese with them is just beyonfd mid century insaen. since when we have been doing this kind of things, we have a prerfectly fine chesese trade with pother country so why need to trade with them now.

Jasmin

WHAT THE HELL IS A GOOD VACATION

Whatever the Hell. Or perhaps, wherever the haell? Where is the hell? is it a location, a final destination? Wherever it is, it is there and it is hot. I hear the temperature is warm all year round. perhaps a good spot to go for family vacation?heHell yeah, why not. Check the temperature. I'm sure the flights are a good price.

Tom Tuongue

A RESTAURNANT FROM THE WORLD WITHOUGT SERVICE

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FIRST TIME USER

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JAIL

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Hey Roger, das ist nicht cool mit den Sycrapers. Die ganze Stadt ist danach nicht mehr das, was sie einmal war. Oh man, wo soll das Hinf;hren? Das kann doch nicht dein ernst sein. Oder doch, falls doch, solltest du dir das nochmal gr;ndlich ;berlegen. 

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WE ALL DEAD 

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SAH DUDE

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WARNING

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Der ANTIFAFINN

AMENA ICH ZERT`R EUCH ALLE IHR KANAX

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WRITERS STORY

Fuck skae schol is fucking crap we sit here all day, meant to concentrate all day long , also i tthink everybody can do what ever they want but if you trake your phone ourt, oh no it]s fucking over!!!!!also thisLuigi typing this looks like he is smoking crack do it the hemoingway style and smoke cigars!!!

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ADEUTSCHLAN DEUTSCHLAND BERALLES BER ALLE IN DER WELT

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Der ANTIFAFINN

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MY SAD LIFE

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DER BIEBER IM KLO DU NUTT0S

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FINNREUTER(9C

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Der ANTIFAFINN

NO WORRYS MY DUDDES

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H;NER SIND TOLL UND K;KEN AUCH

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DER LUSTIGE FAQ FABI MEINE ICH `LUL

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Kenan

AMERIKA

Das beste land ist einfach Amerika weil es einfach krass ist auser vlt manchmal was dort passit aber es ist einfach super dort geiles essen meistens ganz sch`ne Frauen Es git chick es gibt jede art von essen BBQ bei den nachbarn sch`ne Musik es ist einfach klasse auserdem bin ich Dort geboren wernn ihr irgentwo Urlaub Machen wollt fliegt nach Amerika und habt spaS

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RICHTIG COOLE SACHN

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Kenan

Sensation! Postillon pr'sentiert erstes Foto von Foto von schwarzen Loch, F;rth *dpo( ­ es ist ein historisches Foto, das der Postillon der WElt an diesem Mittwoch pr'sentiert> Mithilfe viner handesl;blichen Digitalkamera ist es einem unser

Mister X

KAKA

Kan ich kaken gehen ist die Frage{ Kaken ist sch`n danach f;llst du dich immer gut und befreit setz dich aufs klo und lass flutschne nimm dit dein Handy mit oder buch oder Zeitung und hab spa[ dach f;llst du dich gut lass flutsch und machs dit gem;tlich auf der Klo brille die vlt gepolstert ist also setz dich und guten Flutschz ghe kacken und out!!!

Deine Mom

GAMES

gta ist das beste spiel ist gta die beste waffe ist die minigun und die panzerfaust wir sind di besten der besten .fortnite kann ich immer mit meinen kollegen sopielen meine lieblingswaffen sind die schallged'mpfte sniper die taktoische schrotflinte,dann noch die heavy sniper plus fder raketenwerfer.

Kenan

W-WAR W-WERE DECLARED

The President has made a shock announcement today. The President of neighbouring country Beigzeria - a small, poverty-stricken land, has declared war! Our President has told us to stand fast in the face of a small, corrupt businessman, who the President assures us is only useing a war declaration for his oown financial gain. The sman's short stutter of "w-war ww-ere declared" is hardly enoughjt to frighten us, after all.

Chantal

GOD INTERVENES IN SHOCK ROBBERY

Terrified customers of Coop Town's largest bacnk corporation were relieved of their fear when a bank robbery went surprinsingly wrong. A man of God, Deron Hinchcliff, preacher at local Church, stopped two armed robbers with just a Bible in hand. With his kind words and hgentle heart, the robbers repented their sins and turned themselves into police without a fight. It is reported that they are attending Mass in gaol as we write this.

Chantal

ICH BBIN KUHL

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dewr karay

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MuffinXP

SHOUTOUTAN NIK

Na Nik was geht. ie Wie ist es so schlechter als ichin ClashofClans zu sein. Du L;mmelnase hast deine Tesla nur auf 6 und ich bald auf 7. hehe und ich hab zwei x bogen auf 3 und du keinen und ich hab meine wuqueen auf 10 und du auf 00 xDxDxDxDxDxDxD

NiksMudda

NIK DIE BUTTERFRESSE MIT GITTERFRESSE

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Nik die butterbirne

CALL OUT IN NICLAS

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derkaraay

DER DAS LIST IST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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YourMudda

DER KAMPF GEGEN DUETSHCEN UND CAN

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derkaraay

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YourMudda

SABEL RANZSCHULE

Ich schreibe grad aus dem it unterricht vion de r Sabelrealschule die Schule ist grad von Kakalaken besetzt und die inselkten befallen die ganze Schule ich hoffe die Rektorin wird bald was dadgegen unternehmen aber sonst ist die Schule echtr ranzig weil die toileteb im b

Caaan

BANAN UT GAD A BIG BURGER

Hallo was geht diigga. Alles fit im schritt. Ich habe heuze einen fetten burger gegessen. war krank geil. Am witzigsten finde ich das du ned so n geilen bruger hattest wie ich. das hat mich so hart amysiert das ich direkt aufs klo musste einen abgeseilt habe

YourMudda

ICH BIN SOOOOOOOO KUUHL

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derkaraay

I DUNNO SOMETHING PDIED ASD

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McCookie

JAY JAY IS KITEN ABOUT NEWS

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ROberto

WELL, I TRIED

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Omer

GENEROUS MAYOR STRIKES AGAIN

Mayor treats German homeless children to hot and spicy sausages. It' s not every day we hear something like this! After what has been described as a scandal the mayor has come out saying there was full consent and the stories have been blown out of proportion completely! He has already announced that he' ll be feeding hungry Swedes surhis surstrommig next week.

Tim

HOT GLUEY GEL

New gel!it's absolutely incredible! Time to put this sticky gue of glory into your hair and have a wonderuful time! Now on sale for the low low price of 5,99 a kilo. Definitely not used for mthe manufactiuring of potato chips!Unbelievable!PS No guarantees no mony back

Tim

INVISIBLE INK WILL MAKE YOUR MONEY DISAPPEAR

Backspace button invented for typewriters. Wh y on earch woauld anybody need this. This is obvioulsly an play oy to make money on an clodsed market. Nowone needs to byuy a new einkcartridge. help the line is closing on me. Oh well seems that black ink is pretty cheayp i guess i cokldspacre some money for some white as well.

McDougle

MILK NOW TOTTALLY SOXUX

Bone fragnments found in milk cartoons. Technicions suspect foul play. groudnd ut p boned powder was also detected in tehmilk. the gouvernment respornds wiht that it in s a batghc of milk that has not come frome official places. i susspect i walill not ckeep dringkeg milko addfter this. City urges citicezens to drink water until it han sbeen diskcovered the sourec of the problem. soda sales reacha nal l new high.

McDougle

HMANIAC MISTRESS MURDER MOSTLIKELY

Mayor Bloomer found murdered , his mistress is suspected. She was found in a telephone booth later that evenigng carrying a Rambo knifde. Bloomer was found with 30 stabwoounds. heWas pronouscend deod at the scene .what. ofh a scarf made of silk was found at the scene. Bloomers mistress was know n for her extensive collection of silk scarfves.

McDougle

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luck

THERE IS A FLY FLYING IN FROMT OF MY LAMPO AND I LOCE IT. PLEASE SEND HELP. MAYBE INSTITUTIONALIZE ME SO I CAN FINALLY LIVE WITHOUT HAVING TO IWONDER ABOUT HOW I AM GOING TO PAY FOR MY NECT MEAL

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Your Mom is so gafat, that I could walk arougng ther ans ........stukk kiij at eher fat face

U KIVE MNY JOB. PLEASE DIE

Cigarettes a re the new high. Doctors jhust revoked most of heir preious statements that rnoking is bad and ar enow saying the axact oppsoite. I still cant remove any typose, so aou will have to live whith them. Send help! Ic cant understand thawt is happening. MY typos are overtaking my work for me. Send Help! I nedd all help I can het.(%

Your Mom is so gafat, that I could walk arougng ther ans ........stukk kiij at eher fat face

YOU R MOM IS SO GAR, THAT MY KEYBOARD LAYOUT IS NOT WORKING WITH THIS GAME. I CCANT DELETA ANY LETTERS

Why owoulf you wnat to be dead ehen you could be alive that is the quaestuin weh all ask ourselven. Yo why would you remove words whith white ink{ that is just laughable. Estecially singe I am writing or yellow paper, So that ise is white ink{ This idea is really laughable

Your Mom is so gafat, that I could walk arougng ther ans ........stukk kiij at eher fat face

WORKED TO THE GRAVE

The worlkplace deaths of three eldery elderly people this week alone has truly highlighted the need fo r dramatic pension and work-safety reform. Not only should people not be forced to work weell into their elderly years because they have no other choices but to do so to survive, their must be an examination and overall of th e WHS rules that let these three tragic deaths slip through the cracks.

Alessandra

WORKING CLASS MAN

The importance f of unions cannot be understated, as the city's garbage wore workers rev recent strike has thrown into sharp relief. Power to th people! The importance of realising the op power oft the works workes as the people who provide the labour, goods and services that keep our society functionioning vannot be understated. The garbage workers demands in this case should be met, as they have thrown into sharp relief with their strike, their toles roles may be much maligned, but some thing that we as a society cannot do without.

Alessandra

CHEESED OFF

The recent signing of a h cheese trade agreement with an Ivanistan-based company is an outrage, We were t at war with them only days ago! I love dairy products in all their forms as much as the next lactose-tolerant individual, but really this just goes too far! Must we really compromise our morals for the nbenefit of bougie ches cheese-lovers??? I don't think si. I don't think so.

Alessandra

ECONOMY>>>>

After the Global Inancial Crisis of 2008, the ecoonomy has been a topic up for much debate artound the world. It is a topic of much contention beteween b people of different classes and political leanings. Is tyhe economy in decline? Who knows. I defnite;y don't. Here's hoping when the ornage demin is votedout of American policits that will at least give the reat of us a chance to recover.

Alessandra

HAT'S OFF TO LOCAL TEENS

A group of teens have opened a haberdashey shop in a local gas stsaion. Honestly, in this day and age seeing this typr of forward thinking enthusiasm from a famously "uninterested" and lazy generation should be applauded in any form that it comes in. While the organisation is techinically illegal. should we really crush these young people's spirit an d vreativity? or should we make it easier for small business owenrs o acquire licenses?

Alessandra

CIGGARTTES ARE LIKE T-SERIES CONFOIRMEND

cigarretes are bad for a human that was recebntly discorverd by docotrs i dnont know abozut stuff like that bthey are docotrs tso they now that i guess i dont know about anything like this at all so i just belive it because im a man wwho lives a simple live and just wants to be this why ay ok... they end1!

nick11223

NUCLEAR EXPLOSION IN THEY ECITY!!

nuclear test are not good stop them now i dont like them because nuclear kiolls bacteria and they re living things to son pls just stop them and try to think of a bether way wto keep aeveryone awakw at night have agreat day ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

nick11223

QUITING HIS JOB FOR VIEEWS{!!

some is quitting hios job. why{ you ask me that because i have something to tell you. once i was siiting in the park when this guy vcame around and told me he was quitting his job it hougt what to myself as he started waklging away again so mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i bnedeed more timne im sorry

nick11223

THE SCARFMONSTER{!{[{

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nick11223

MOSQITOS I DONT NOW HOW TO WRITE THE NAME

mosquitus are aperyntly weapons now so we all life in amerca and get weapons like we awant so i dunno just get those wapons or mosqitos and kill people with it i guess what alese could you do with them{ help peoplenoooo that would be not american so just dont even think about it ok thank you have a great tay

nick11223

JUST INGGORE IT

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nick11223

NIGGER

Ever wanted to get your hands on some Narwahl tusks? Well you are in luck good fellow. These narwal tusks are fresh from Japan, and perfectly legal! oTo pik yours up, go to Hiroshima, Japan ntaational bank and claim your tusks. They are extremely useful, and the myor reccomends everyone takes part in purchasing these fine good s for the good of the tonw!

ok

PREACHER STOPS CRIMINALS

Recently, the ban k of the town was attempted trovved by some criminals. These criminals were indeed armed, however, a pbrave preacher fomr the local church saved the day. They convinced te criminlals ot stop their evil ways, and repent their ways for the almighty lord himself. They stopped immiedtialy and repented on their sinds.

ok



Recently, the mayor ahas been cunder fire for a recent scandal with certain sausages of the german type. However, this wis all false, as the saufsages did indeed non-consentually assault this mayror in this fvisit to Germnay. Thsse German sausages (Weiners) launched onto the mayr with no mercy whatsoever

ok

BEATLES

Recently, scientists haeve disvored a new type of beatle, which when bleneded with snakes, can be a curative oil. However, further resaearch should e done into this, as it is thought to have blinding effects , as predicted by sicientists. This

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Horse Dung A hord sa horse company has been critisced for it`s lack of demeanor, the y ehave been caught leaving horse crap on the roads. People are not ahappy about hithis , and they want to indeed crtitisice this horse compnay for it

Keenan Bishop

SKYSCRAPPER IN A SMALL OLD TOWN

International businessman, Roger Rogerson has relocated to our town about 12 days ago, no one knowing anything about it. Some time later, he said, he's going to bouild a gaint skyscrapper, which was suprisingly odd. Someone asked him;"how much is it going to cost, sir?" "3 000 000 $ sir".

Erikson

DO NTO VOTE FOR MCGREGOR

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Jae

SPONCER STOP

one of the undiscorverd somethings has just sponcered out things! isn't that great? i don't really understand why but i guess its pretty cool right? yeah tso thats great> what does the thing mean when they say that you ask? ythey are talking about sponcering our thing thats what

Jae

OIJSDFNICE STOPPED

thee ws a amred bank robbery that was stobbeped by a something di ont what know what does that mean he stopped everything i guess this is pretty fun game. id on't know what to type about so wyyah i dont know whohow to end this so yeah what i belive its overhow do i end tsh

Jae

I DON'T GET WHAT THIS MEANS

dwhat does that mean i don't get what does that mean . could you please explain to me what that would mean i really don't get it what do you mean. can you please exaplain cbbecause i really don't get what do you mean. i really like typing thoi i use a tada68 with lubed gateron s

Jae

A JEWEL IN A GARDEN.

FEmales, the synonym of perfection, what elese can a man want in his life? Oh right! Money, hoeweever, it doesn't look very porominent, therefore let's go back to women, what would we do wirhout them , uh? They are gorgeous, sweet, perfect, and seeweet. They are just what every man desires to have but only few get to experience.

Marco Damian

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acaorpo

A KURVA ANYAD THE SZAROS KOCSOG

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b'r'ndi kirsztian

ALMAROL SZOLO KOZLEMENY

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b'r'ndi kirsztian

NUCLEAR TEST IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD ? NO WORRIES

As PM Menzenhower stated, the band heard yesterday evening was probably only a nuclear tsting nearby. since nuclear testings pose tno danger whatsoever to the public,there is no need t r worry about it. any fruther inquirements should be made at PM menzenhowers office or to the garbage bin.

kay kornman

SMOKING MAKES YOU SEXIRE

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kay kornman

LAMO WHAT ARE WOERS ANYMORE

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NEW PERDUME MADE MY ADEL EANKLE

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BRING BACK BVENDING MACHINES

Vending machines are truly the epitome of the modern life. Quick easy, fast food, drinks, ciggies everythin g you can have at teh touch of the finger. how have we gone from such a grand time to such a desolate place in this office with just one change. our vending machine. its beautific magnificance gone at the word of the dirty landlaord

JF

BUISNESS MAN DESTROYS CITY WITH FACTS AND SCIENECE

Dirty roger rogerson is an evil son of a gun who is builng the most expensive skyscraper that will cost billions of dollars. wher e is the money coming from. Us the consumers thats what!!!!. that money is being Stolen from us. How can ewe stand for this injustice. 

JF

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Tseries

THE DOG THAT SHOOK TSEIRIST

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Aman

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dear new guy,

LOTTERMAN'S RESTURANT...BANG OR BUST!

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soldier

THE YOUTH THE DRUGS

The youth now a days are full on the drugs that is ruuning a moick. Teh drugs are taking over their lives as we speak. Tjis is something that shouldnr be taken easy. We should do something about this as a community we shou;ld no longer let this drug lords do in our homes anu longer.

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THE MAN AND THE GRUDE

mayor man has been on the loose. He has been on the run for a week woth out being caught. he seems to have killed a man and his famaly for personal urges. Will soon infrom any more news soon. Well ill be dsmed this is some neew type of shat, ok never ,mind this isnt ovet tull

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AFRIKA BAMBAATAA FINAL POST (ERROR

*correction, I wlil * will no longer post under this name and will no longer post the content associated. That is what I meant to say. Ok goodbye. Just try to read everything that I wrote below this posting and try not to be distracted by other posts because what I say is the truth and it needs to be heard

Anonymous

AFRIKA BAMBAATAA FINAL POST!

This is my final post. I will no longer post under this name and will post this content. Anyone that comes after me is fake no matter what they say, and i mean no matter what they say! trust me, I am done and said what had to be said. Just fucking prosecute that trash of a human e* being for what he did to us all. The police and FBI already know about him so what the fuck? whatever man. Anonymous is done exposing Bambaataa. Goodbye and never forget that the media is not our friend.

Anonymous

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY?

I am from a younger generation of victims. I am no * not from Hassan or Savage's era. I actually have never met any of the victims that already came forwards*. I am from the 2000 range of victims while they are from the 80s or something. That means Afrika Bambaataa was still doing what he did long after he abused them. Never forget that as people still wonder what the fuck happened to that boy??? Because I honestly want to know too. I saw Khalil's report on it in 2015 and realized that this dude behavior was prevalent and it extended past me and I was not the only one. Anyway, if anyone writes a post claiming they are me and t* everything I said is not true and I made it up, just know that ps* post it* is fake. Trust me, my facts areaccurate and can be verified by any v* known victim. Thank you.

Anonymous

MESSAGE TO AFRIAK *BAMBAATAAS VICTIMS

To all the victims that came forwards* on Afrika Bambaataa and received tremdous* tremendous backlash. You are strong as hell for standing your ground. I am terrified I aint going to lie he scares the fuck out of e* me because of who he alledgedly keeps around him doing his dirty work if you catch my drift. I cannot believe I even had the strength to speak the facts I am speaking here. If you ever get a chance to read this, just know you are a hero to us all that don't have the courage to be on the big stan* stage like you have been doing. thank you for shingin* shining a spotlight on that piece of shit.

Anonymous

WHAT DOES AFRIKA BAMBAATAA KNOW?

There is a map of the future on the wall next to his bedroom door. He claimed that this is what the world will look like after the disaster and it showed usa almost flooded with the exception of areas lik eht* like the midwest and told me to move there. I am not joking, he really had this map and made these claims and anyone who been to that apartment will confirm the exista* existence of this map in that exact location that I descrdibe* described.

Anonymous

AFRIKA BAMBAATAA'S TRAVEL GUIDE

After he did what he did, he made the claim that he wanted to take me all over the world. As an older adult now, I realize he wanted to traffic me. I genuinely believe this guy is involved in seriuos rings across the globe and even this country. I cannot prove it and this is just alledged but based on what he d*di did to me an d* and said to me, I 100% suspect that this is the case. I never travelled with him because I never went back over there after realizing how stud* stupid I was to begin with for going back in the first place. I cul * could not connect that dot until recently. He does what he did, then offers to take me everywhere. Yea, it all makes sense now. Someone investigate this fucking asshole.

Anonymous

AFRIKA BAMBAATAA'S UNKONWN* ALBUMS

Before the day that he abused me he took me through a grooming process. One day in hi * his house, he decided to show me two albums that I do not think the other victims saw. I guess because I was older he showed me ones with adults. The first one was zulus that looked like in their 20's with bambaataa gangbanging a white short&l* short&blonde haired prostitute that appeared in her 40s and yes bambaataa was in the photos getting oral from her with his 5 and a half. he * He claimed that he can get me prostitutes, which he never actually did. Bfe* He made comments about the mens sizes and then tried to take out a camera to snap a pic of me but I declined immediately but maybe he snuck one? I had my clothes on though h* if he did. The next album he shows had all naked grown women from all over the world and he claimed those were his wives. Other victims believe he doesnt like women and let me be the first to say he actually does. Bisexual is more appropiate for his

Anonymous

AFRIKA BAMBAATAAS MONEY WOES

The currency he uses is $2 dollar bills and dollar coins. He will pay a cab fare for me with 30 dollars worht* worth of this currency. I would imagine that is what he uses because he believes it cannot be tracked for some strange reason. If you do not bleieve * believe me, like I always say, just ask those that already came forward what kind of currency they ga* were given for their cab fare.

Anonymous

AFRIKA BAMBAATAA'S APARTMENT

The layout of afrikabamb* afrika bambaataas apartment in the bronx, when he lived on unionport road in apartment 3E. When you enter the door, there are vinyl records stacked to the ceiling filling up the entire hallway path leading into the living room. In the living room, a* the windows are blocked off with black covers and the cable box is also blocked off with a cover which he claims prevent any cameras or anyone from seeing him. the bedroom is behing* behind the living room to the left and the bathroom is on the right. The kitchen is located as you come in but on the left side of where the records would be. If you think I am lying, just ask any of the victims that been to that particular location and they tell a similar story.

Anonymous

SURVIVING AFRIKA BAMBAAATAA PT 2

Afrika Bambaataa is no more than 5 and one half below the belt. And it is very thin too. If you do not believe me, just ask any of the victims and they will tell you. I know this because he abused me when I was 16 years old. Thank God I was smart enough to never go back and allow that to happen to me again. The smell of vasoline and incense is haunting til this day. We were alone so I have no witnesses and it is my word against his. But the victims that already came forward share haunting truths and their situations were far more sinister and more serious than the story I could tell you. Trust me, the media gave him a platform to deny the allegations, and this is my platform to tell you he is lying.

Anonymous

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Ivy Mercia

WORLDS BEST WRITER FIGHTS CORRUPT NEWSPAPER AND IS FITRED

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Ivy Mercia

WOUWORLDS BEST WRITER QUITS THE NEWSPAPER

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Ivy Mercia

CORRUPTED PAPER TRIES TO RIG VOTE

Doyle and MvGregor are both running for the election. However, this is not going to bgo well. The press wants me to make you vote for McGregor, but i personally believe that he is not fit to be elected. So bplease, cvote for eho whoever you wihs, i will not influence you in any way

Ivy Mercia

CIGARETTES ARE DEADLY

Even though the polls from the doctors claim that cigaretttes help the body by cleaning the lungs and making the smodkers more attractibe, this is not the case at all. Cigarettes are higly deadly to your health and under no means should you be smoking them unless you wihs to die. Do not smoke please.

Ivy Mercia

DEADLY MOSQUITOES?!

Mosiquitos could become humanitys number one weaon in war due to them carying diseases that can be used in mass effect. This will let countries to war biologiacal warfare on weach other, and may cause a collagpse in evcomne . at the very least, we should all watchout for the danger in the future

Ivy Mercia

BAR DAMAGES COST 3.2K!

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Ivy Mercia

SURVIVING AFRIKA BAMBAATAA

Afrika Bambaataa is guilty of what is being alledged of him. I was 16 years old when he did what he did to me. Keep an open mind and listen to the other victims when they speak on their experiences. Over 4 decades of allegations and plenty of evic* evidence to support these claims. Do not fall victim of the illuminati mind control propaganda surrounding this situation. They will protect him for whatever reasons they have but make no mistake about it...he is guiltier than anyone that they are publically accusing today in the mainstream media. So why are they so silent when it comes to Bambaataa and not R kelly? Or Bill Cosby? Hmm...you do the math!

Anonymous

FRANK CASLE GET BACK IN NEW YORK

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Frank

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Rob

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LM

PISEND OR AGE?

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LM

BARRT DRATINI NEEDS TO BE PUT TO SLEEP ONCE AND FOR ALL!

The STupendus BARRY DRATINI is at it again! He keeps escapying the police. Is it magic, skill, or n inside man? whatwever the reason fornhos vanishing acts, I believe that he need s to be caught one way or another. Have they tried slweepdarts? no? then they shoukd. if its then only way. then it should be doene.

LM

COOL BRALL GEL

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Atomniy

FUCKING IN A BAR FOR 3000 DOLLARS

There was a huge brawl in a 5 star bar last time but it was not so awfull as it seems at first glimpse. Nobody died a or was killed of even injured only minor damage was done to the properry. Owner claims the brawl caused 3200$ damage and He want to sue the fightrers thats ammount of money

Atomniy

#!!"BOOKS ARE COOL I GUESS.

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Perry Jackson

MILK PRODUCTION LINKED TO OSTEOPOROSIS AND MUCH MORE. CHINESE ARE TO BE BLAMED AGAIN!!!

Milk afeects negativuly to your ones. If you don/t want to have fraily and easily breakable bones you should consider stopping milk consumption. Milk increases osteoporosis and it also makes your bones more swifggly and wobbly like tommies noodles back when they didn/t discover the way of pasta wich is so mush better than the chinese absurd cuisine style that is taking over all the suburban area of our urban cities. Please stay way far away from the milk products and your children might become stronger than the ones that didn/t cvaccineate this year.

Perry Jackson

MAN SUES aa BARBARIANS

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alexkohuis

I BET IM SMARTER THAN YOU SO READ THIS RIGHT NOW

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sam

SAD STORY OF DOG, VERY FAMOUSE DOG, READ OR YOU WILL DIE, JK BUT READ THIS, IT IS A GOOD SRORY !!!

everybodys favourite dog in the neiborhood has sadly died , but he is in a very good place now playing with all the other dead dogs so dont feel that bad for him.but still i think that every body is going to miss that little fella .he nevr bit, scratched or jumped on anybody, he was such a good biy, he could shake, sit ,roll over, and basically so anyhting you wanted him to, dont bameme , he will be missed by alot od people, he even had his own instagram account wiyh over 1 million floolwer, thats more than me1

sam

PIZZA DAY

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joshua abrpowne

PSYCHICS GET KICKED OUT OF POLICE FORCE

im not going to lie i have done zero research on this story i just watched the jogn oliver on pysics getting inboled with police investigations and he seemsed bery much in favor of not having psyics do anything and quite frankly iagree. infact i agree with everytihin jhohn ayss

alex p ittner

DEADLY FIVE STAR BAR GOES FAR INTO DARK TAR

five star got a rating of one star last night from patrons as a bar fight was started bwetween two ribal gangs. reportedly the two gangs from the bat were seen before on the bgi screen. yes that 's right folks the sharks and the jets are at it again and they are not messing around. peopel are panicing

alex p ittner

GARBAGE MEN ARE THE TRUE TRASH

the garbahe men at the rally this morning are at a rally because they feel quite mistreated as they are going on strike. everytypo i make means i have to rewet this paper. yueah i freaking pis on paper ican do this. i have a deadline that i must reach and damn it i will. praise the lord is good.

alex p ittner

BIG MALL ATTRACTS BIGFOOT

apparently there was a sightinh o fbigoor by a mall in the valley twoday at fife fifheeten in the morning and afternoon. how did it happen ant the same time? well bgifoor is a magidcall creature and we can't confine him to the concept of time. remeber that dude from the hide yo kids thing, yah he was there and said,"bigfoor is reall and fuh"

alex p ittner

IT'S TIME TO BROWL WITH BROLL

as a society i absolutely believve that ti is time to brawl with broll. the company has statted on literally two hundred and fifty one coherent occasions that their gel is wtater proof and keeps your hair in shap eno matter the conditions. however it is false. i recently put gel oaver my hare and threw it into a pool and it died. let's end broll

alex p ittner

THIS COUNTRY NEEDS TO PUNISH MINORS

these children got off two easy or least will get off too easy. quite frankly i feel that this country needs to double down in terms of punsihing minors. i feel thet childen could and should be given the death penalty. their actions need punishmnet if they are harmful . story over. drops mic.

alex p ittner

ELECTION IN FULL SWINGING

the election is in full swing. i mean that the two conditiates are cheateing on their respective wives. yeah. i was shocked. they both were seen at a swingers party on fifth avenue. life is crasy and wierd but life is grand . aint it yeah. anyway i know this becaus emy wifehappenede to attend the swingers party and slept with the mayor elect

alex p ittner

MCGREGOR IS COOL

FrpoDoyle is an utterly incompetent little man who cons his hullible voters of their gsy lt;iltiitle time and money and one shouylde bovote for Mgcgregor is if one at all values yehthe core of this democracy.Help. im sreally stressed with the pressure of politics.

aafke

BULLSHIT FINDING OUT WHY

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aafke

FRANK AND BENJI

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aafke

(C) DREDEREKWALCOTT

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poem_master69

GETTING THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS.

to meet the one can be tricky and tough but fear not because im here. just do these three things and you/ll b e good to go. first of is to get buff and handsome. go spend some moeny on dumbbelsl and plastic surgery. esecondly is to get a bunch of money and thridly. is to spend some of that money on a big and cool car.

birckk

SNAKE BLINDLESSNESS IS BAD

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birckk

ELECTION FRENXZY, ALSO BABY BOUT NEXT TUESDAY

Last week at the debate, Doyle and McGregor went at it in an exciting and fast paced bout of politicl prowess. Doyle spoke aobut his plan to reestablish the popular baby fighting ring in town in order to draw the popular vote. McGregor on the other hand spoke about lowing the cities debt and increasing spending on education to keep babies out of the ring and in school.

¶¶¶·Roger D

HAIRY MAN SEEN NEAR MALL

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¶¶¶·Roger D

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LEAKED SPACE MESSAGES

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poop

MORON PERSON STOBS ROBBERY

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GOD LOVE DRUG CONFIRM

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pz

THE PRESIDENT OF BEIGZERIA IS A BIG CRY BABY

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writter

GANIARI/EX-COPCOOPS TIME WITTER REVEALE TO BE A PARTY POOPER AND A BAD FRIEND/DRUG USER

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zDOYLE THE DRUG ADDICT SEIAL KILLER VS SCHOOL BUS/PUSSPUPPY SAVE MCGREGOR

11:30 yesterday ,candidate Doyle was found smuggling a bag full of crack and cocain out of hotael near the adsakdaskdaskdnakdkasjdkasjdkajdka furhter more police havwe recently found a dead body in his house on sunday .While on the other hand cadidate McGregor has just save a school bus full of student and puppys form falling off a clif .Not only that he have also donated 10milion doller to the research of a cure for cancer.

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tyler

PEOPLE DIE

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Nick holasKerr

THE LOSS OPF BEGANGLES

i am very sorry for your lose of bejangles, we will forever remember him as a loyal guard. he died at the age of 18, but he lived a long and proseperous life. we shall forever mourn over the loss of begangles. you will be sincerly missed. yours truluy, vannesa crows.

vanessa crows

ILLEGAL POACHIGN???

one of our discloed sponsors wants us to promote hunting narwhal tusks, buts it's illegal. we swould not want any negative arttention. so i concerly want no negative attention, i thibk it will ruin the newspaper, but i am grateful for our sponser, i hope you can forgive me

vanessa crows

ADMIN'S OF THE NSHIFTERS

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B&H

DSUN AND FARANDSUN AND FRAN

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BUMBLE BEES HATRED

Nonono I'm gonna change your name. I dont like your name. Yes yes yeslavo. You're such an ass. CHange your nickname. You change it I'm not the one seeing. it. First of all you changed that. You changed it to a chixcken. hehehehehehe. You're so wack. Some girls are wack. Like the one you hate. O god I hate her so kmuch. LIke actually with a patssion. You kinda do. That's different you didn;t even say hi. That's the first thing you sayisd. You do. and your colors were bomb cut. ANd I was like you fuck boy. bleeeeh bleeeh bleeh. YOu bully

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MIGGY'S SHIRT

Miggy vcut his finger at home from his electric fan but he was sleeping and removed the cover of his electric fan . I like youur shirt. But the white heplps. Nono black house. It's cool. I don't actually like boenless chickesn. Cuz it's boneleesss. kjshfiua oiwuhf;o;ahegluiertek. I had a pizza lats night.

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You are typing a freaking nrewspaper. WHAT newspaper. It's like a recording device but for the online people. Yeah we;'re paracting for MIL . You type everything wyou hear. Kinda like what they do in court. Line break collective. Fck. You're not gonna have this you never dropped lunch

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BUMBLEBEE'S 'STOP ' ANTICS

The gret depression. STTTOPOP, stop it. The way you held my ifnger is so ... They just said tstop. Like whhat am I supposed to do. I can't. I feel uncomfortable. I was gonna point to that guy. I am not gonna touch it. I should proint. It's ok. Or if you want I acn print for you . STop doing things for me. awwww cutie. Stop miggy you're too serious.spam enter. sapm

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THESTORYOFTHEBULMBLEBEEANDTHEHORSE

Did you see the photo that Julio taggetd you in. Hahahahahah. It's so funny. THere once wasa a bumblebee namesS. She enjoyed spending time with this horse called L. oHe also goes by the name A. One aday they spent time wokring on S;'s FIlipino paper. That day they grew a lot closer and talked amore about how things were going around campus. They started gping/browsing S's facebook feed. They kept scrolling and scrolling continuing to talk anbout the weather. Until minutes later----- HAHHAHHAA said Nico. The fuck, What the fuck,hahahah, WHat the fuck. Oh shit oh shit. Mickey Mouse

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MATTHEW'S LATE SUBMISSION

If I am not able to get my MIL p[aper done on thursday. I wont ie. That's still going to be on thursday man. I'll just go to class then. The first time they said it wouldn;t be acvailableI am so smartt dude. I am so happy. If I get there it won't be worth it anyway tso I might as well get trigered

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CATS ARE NOT COOL

Hello fellow intelluectual lizards. Today in our econyomy is breaking down inot nonsense. Our government is trying to hide all the war crimes and flaws of a broken tazxation system which is robbing our childrens schoollunch. Chinese people are also behind this scheme becaause thay can make black money out of this stupidly organized barehanded and braindead politics.

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LIFE OF A LEGEND

Well, one day there waass a man and his name was Joaquin. Everyone was saying that he was a doushe bag. But inn highschool he had a nickname. Then there was this guy called ferap. One day he was hanging out with his friends and found out that ferap was a nickname for him. Buy the end of the schoolyear he quit his school and went homeschool. Then in homoeschool he learned valuable lessons . Then the next year he came bakck to grade 9 highschiool. Then everyone said 'oh joaquin is back" and realized that he was a better person. By grade 11 he went to a school called UA&P and all of his friends separated. He wment two people called Alfonso and Levy. Miggywas quiet but Joaquin liked that about him. One time Miggy was like, "hey I'm bringing a friend acalled Alfonso to my condo, let's hang" Joaquin was dominating in Batman and Miggy and Alfonso was / weere playing league of legends, but he said it wasa for virgins. Joaquin decided to play Leagu

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NARWHALE TUKS GIVE MALE VITALITY

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