Wednesday, 26 June, 1953

JUST A NUCLEAR TEST1

Dethe president just sayd the explosuion was just an niclear test. so no pressure hha. its no problem the problem said. just chill and relx.ax. it wasnt the frist thest an d nothing iwll happen to you. just chill the presid tn saifd. no problem just nuclear. so next time chill. this

Joris

GIBBERISCH FORM DEUTSCH TO FINISH

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tom the brave

BRAWL STARTED BY JORNALIST

Therewas a brawl at the pub and i swear to god those people deservd it just because i was swearing and spilling my drink eoon that policemna well they didnt nee to politely ask me to stop what i was doing i'm a jounralist dammit hasn't anybody seen the rum diaries? johnn y depp can do whatever he wants and so can i...Good job on this game adam carr it is a lot of fun i love you i can't want to visit you in melbourne!! when i say love Im nmeant in a freindship way i'mnot a secret admirer just a freind but i'm sure you are loved by many you are a cool guy!!!

Luke Orange

RANDOM WORLD DEALING WITH TYPOS

hell in new york today as the measules outbreak spreads thruough schools make tsure to vacsinate you kids and keep hygenic good luck all and see you net time at the coop times as the world watchs the democtatic republic of congo as furthur insurgensy thretens the local there

bob

BOLTON CALLS FOR FORCEFUL IRANIAN RESPOSE TO COUNTINUING US AGGRESION

Bolten Calls for forceful iranian response to continuing us agression. Washington - Demanding that the Middel Eastern nation retaulte immdiatly in dself deence against the extainal threat posted bay American military operations , National Securtiy Adviser john Bolton called for forceful iiranina resopnse Friday to continuing U S agression. @Iran acannot soit idly by as the american imperailist machine echoners non their....

Tom the brave

TEENGE HORRE

three boys killed by classmate as he failed to provid them with the money they wanted in order to buy drugs and weeds they guy identifed as arun is an drug dealer from whom the thre ee boys had lend some money and failed to return it on time on a monday morning arun trespassed rahukl ohouse and stabbdd

meenu

A LOT OF NONSENSE

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miguel

PRIEST TURNS ROBBERS TO CHICKENISM

Recently, there was a break-in at teh Bank of Normalness. A priest managed to find the robbers and turn them to Chickenism, which is the greatest religion as it is peaceful and worships chickens instead of a lord of doomsday or something. The robbers all repenti - I mean rpe - I mean repented and joined Chickenism because it is a great religion.

Soup

COOP TIMES ASKED ME TO WRITE ABOUT NARWHAL TUSK ADVERTISING, I QUIT

No. I am not going to do this. No. Just no. This is unethical and I am suing the company for the usage of promi-promotion on this darn topic. This is unethical and no no no no no no no no. IF this actually makes it on the news, just make the headline I QUIE - I mean I QUIT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I AM QUITTING. SUCK IT.

Soup

BIGFOOT REPORT PROBABLY JUST GORILLA

Possible Bigfoot sighting found near Something Bal  - I mean Mall or something like that. It honestly doesn't matter too much, as we all know Bigfoot is a lie and that was probably just a gorilla, since there are also reportings of gorilla breakouts at the nearby zoo. Therefore, this was probably a grey gorilla or something like that. Who cares?

Soup

ASUCK MY OCOCK

Pm Menzenhower stated that our citizens have heard a loud BANG! Menzenhower stated that it was just a harmless nuclear test. NOthining to worry here ,folks! But it is scaey that they made it sthis close to our cirty. WhatArey your thoughts,folks? I think this is really not a threat

Almad



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Almad

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AJ

WHY USE AH HORSE ? USE A CAR

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AJ

HELP OTHERS FROM DIEING OF DIRTY WATER

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wenty

BILLIONS FOR A STATUE OF A DOG?

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wenty

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MAN SUES 11 KIDS

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ashton

COOP TIMES SCSAM

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montseratt

SUBSCRIB PEWDIEPIE

You all need subcribe pewdiepie right now or else he will niot hit 100m subsribers and that needs to happen ro his merch will go away forever and the indians will diominate youtubes for a million billion years and pewdiepie will lose more milloins and billtions dollar . also idubbz needs to make another content cop. thanks goodbye

Kaylee

PSYCHICS DUM

Psychics are a load of crap and anybody into that pseudocscience nonsense is wackadoo and probably wears a tin foil hat. There ain't no god. there ain't no spirits, and vaccines do cause autism. hollistics is a load of bull and the only thing lavender is good for is lubricant and smells.

Kaylee

THE DAILY POOP

Mr dariana was always an embarrasment to our company. I bet you would all like to know where ghe got the name "the daily coop " from. He actually got piss drunk and took everyone in the office out ofor drinks. We found him the next night in a pile of his own pee naked and with a flock of cocks surrounding him

Kaylee

PUB BRAWL GONE WRONG

there was 3200 dollars worth ;of samage done to the pub last nigh;;t and wh;over did it needs to come foward snd pay for the expenses the pool table was broken,, beer was smashed every;where and there is aeveral wh;oles in the wall that nmeeds to ber pixed. the store will go out of bueness if not tended to

Kaylee

MAGA

Abortion is a hot topic an america right now, it its ridiculous that this is an issue that needs to be discussed at such a high level. These cucks can fscreew everyone on their basic living expenses and yet we can't make decisions about what to do with our own bodies. I'm starting a malitia and all are invited, hello fbi

Kaylee

GOD IS NOT DEAD

If you do drugs you are going straight to hell. The devil told me so in a dream once. Actually now that I think of it it may have actually been my perverty uncle in a tootoo cheefing a bong. Anyways were getting off dtopic don't do drugs kid s or the devil will get you, a billboard told me so.

olly

SINK OR SWIM

Tget should put mr barry dratini in a straight jackert and tie a anvil to his leg and toss him into the black sea. That way he is no longer cpabable of escaping hadndcuffs and you don't ahave to worry about him anymore. How long do these stories Have to be my fingers are hurting and i jsoound autistic

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FREE KITTENS OK+

There are kittens going crazy downtown, right now! grab your rugsack and lets go ctaccatch some kittens! everytone knows atcathching kittens is mad fun, youknow it is, lets go, lets do it, ok++(k....thats it, see you downl there. ok+ theres more! get a free dog while you are down here!

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GARVAHAGARBAGE

The garbage men in the city are not doing their job, so severyone just get on out there and start fuckoups. and start picking up some s? from the ground ok+ i mean,hey, we can all lend a gabhand sometimes ok, this article makes sendese. wow.im bad at this. well see aya!

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HOW TO STEAL CARS

HElllo foklks today to interest you guys , I am writing about how to steal cars and get away with it/ . So first things you wanna do is actually steal a car. How your gonna do that s is the either break in method if ur skilled, or the coin method, ( you s could search both up in google). to be honest I suggest the coin method as its easier and faster. 

come on

THE GREAT WAR

The president were war agsin againts is considered ot to consider war again us/ . He is attacking our soldiers. More than 900 people have been killed already.   He also has sent a request to sstop the attack but the request says to stop the attack the president of our country t needs to pay him 9000000000000000 dolars

come on

 SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT THE WORLD IS GONNA RULE I AINT THE SHRARPEST TOOL IN TEH SHED SHE WAS LOOKEING KINDOF FUNNY WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMBER INT H THE SHAPE OF AN L OF ON HER FORHEAD

SO Im not goin g to do the thing assigne d to me and so I am going to die nd before that do y what I wanna do. Like tell about my personal life . I met sometbody when i was 5 years ao old. I dont remember who it was. I hate iffemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Abiyan

THE PRACHER WHO CAUGHT HTE BANDITS

The peach *preach is absoloutely write * right bandits hshooulld turn themselves in. it causes danger all around them for some rae reason its gototally not because they rob everything they come across. I mean totally not because of that I hate life forever and I will always.

Abiyan

O DATING TIPS

When yuoung men are dating w they w should always do stuff like stuff and stuff. I mean I dont know about dating much cuz i never dated. But im supposed to be taking charge of somebody who is giving tips about dating , so yeah................ I

Abiyan

STAY OFF DRUGS

 youngsters should stay off drugs . I mean they always just eat drugs. Drugs is bad for your health in many ways, like addiction. For god's sake just dont eat drugs . OYOu youngsters. I may sound a bit grumpy and like a old lady but still.

Abiyan

THE BETT BET BEETLE I GUESS

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Abiyan

PLZ CATCH THIS GUY

I dont know I know , I dont know wh how theyre gonna catch this guy but IM just hoping they do I mean hell maybe kill me IDK So plz catch this guy ac anybody who can I wanna be safe plz just plz just plz

Abiyan

JUSTIN BEIBER

HEllo I am Someody from your local tv shop I am here to do something I normally wouldn't nod do its about a youtuber name d Justin Beiber SHe once again risked his life to make ayoutube video hes such a stupid gb o boy I mean cm come on seriously again. LIke Stop Your just hurting yourself young o boy

Abiyan

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somone

NUCLEAR FACILITY EXPLOSION GIVES CITIZENS A SCARE, WINKLER STEPS DOWN.

Recent unsupervised nuclear site tests were conducted resulting in a very loud bang heard state-wide. GM Henry Winkler echoed local sentiment when he called out the facility's irresponsible and unprofessional nature yesterday after a press conference was called to help quiet local outrage. Unfortunately, in that same meeting, GM Winkler has confirmed his resignation and his replacement, nuclear energy fanatic Franz Kafiza , seems to have no intention of imposing further regulations on the nuclear sites in question. Only inside investigation will reveal the true nature of these sites and their employees, but will we ever gain access?

Adelade Finch

CIA APPREHENDS WHITE WHISTLE BLOWER, SENTENCES HIM TO DEATH

I've contemplated going elsewhere with this story but it seems as though the contents of my heart belong nowhere but this fine establishment. I have been prohibited from revealing any further details than the folloring: I have become invovled in what appaears to be

Sara Han

H E L P M E I ' M S T R E S S E D

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WOW EUFAIFH HOT TOPIC EUFSIFNEIFN

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WOW HELP ME

how come everything in the truffle shuffle has to contain a truffle this will simply drive the people away. with a lack iof diversity this will make more people not want to ome after a period of time sadly. how come i can't styepe still amazing is me eufhuifubfbfhubfuhabfubfuhesbfsbfsbfhs

owie i can't type

CIA CODE CRACKED...CRACKED..

the cecrat code leaked out from the cia must mean something related to aliens are comng!. or related to aliens as i have concluded by the r13 where every alphibetical letter is the letter thirteen letters after it! i'm so stressed please help me i'm going to get difire tintwo second efhewufe

owie i can't type

MAN BREAKS OUT OF CUFFS/? CEMENT.

they should catch the darned criminal by using cement block cuffs.stylish with the kids griffiti and moms heart on top. it'll keep those pesky hands tdown when needed and it'll help him just stand sitill and learbn to not run away!. hah i'm panicked nso much help. this man is such a con artist too!

owie i can't type

I DDIDN'T READ HE PROMPT

i don't know twhat the article said but i'm going to type anyway because i was reading the stuff belolow and got distracted . sorry , i hope this doesn't go on the website and is cveibubr. viewd by someone inmportant cause that sucks for me. owie i can't type please send help. i sneed it.

owie i can't type

ELEVEN KIDS STOLE ICE-CREAM.SWEET.

eleven kids acussed of a horrid crime. they all sotole that ice-cream from the van and should mbe fined the amount they owe at least . why they have raided this mans fine work establishment to tsay the least is questionable to be fair. the childredn should be given community service time for thier crimes

owie i can't type

BOMBS M,ORE ,BOMBS

nuclear testing ? the government is truly lieing to us about what they're going to do with all of these weapons they say they have , why not a new ban on them? the weapons used where claimed to simply just be a bomb a bomb!why shoud hwe trust outr own government with bombs

ellie

HAUNTED MANSION?

lottery winner prudence perkins wins all that money to buy a whaunted house claimed by a seven year old boy in hthe local nieghborhood.what else will prudence perkins use all that money for the ghost busters perhaps , why do i have this jodb? i'm truly wondering this

ellie

MUESQUITOS , WHO CARES?

nansa claims they are going to make an all timenew weapon for our government and make robo muesquitos and they carry just as much diseaseds! but other scientist wonder if just a muesquito is better than a super robo one/? the america's could really use this in thier new

ellie

I CAN'T TYPE WORTH CRAP

cats. cats are the best thing to have ever came to us. and now cats are the most popular houshold pet to ever ahave, yesterday a woman bought a world record of fifteen hundred cats. one old grampa claims that they are going t obeat this wordl record to amake an all time of a

ellie

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;AJFIES YUOTHANF DRUGS

so eas i was staying that some young people have asort of problem with writing and their drug additions kinda of upshold that so i wanted to ttell you guys about the wonders of typing dfirtsst you can do it all day in comaprison yo to reading which you can probably do at 500 words per s,minute but this u is just the beigng some poepne think itas all fun and games

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STUPEDNIOUS LIKE HOUDINI_?

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Kurac

MARWHALE TUSKS AND SHOULD THEY BE BANNEDE!

narval tusks are one of those luxurious comodity which all the rich people likw to have in theri house a s a displat of riches, however the only bad thing about iit is that it is illegel and such ban can sometimes upset peope . in my opinion such bans need to be liftedd and these activities shoukd be allowed so that people can to all their right buy such oproducts.

Manan Shah

ARE MILK PRODUCTS DAMAG8ING BONE STRENGTH?

we all live with the fact htathat milk strenghtens bones, however this is not always true. RRecently it is discovered that milk can vbe a cause of fragile bones and can also lead to oesteoporosis and vcrackling ob of bones . after the discovery of this fact, suddenly all the doctors have started to agree to the fact and citizens of modern world can thus no longer believ e in such myths.

Manan Shah

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my entire life. For the first time in a very long time, I've seen the aliens come to hethe earth, and I'm so maamazed at thw things that I've seen over the past few sweeks. Some aliesnns had horns shooting ourt of their head

david ang

FISH AND THE CARAZY LADY

Whtat artcile is this ? The cwoworld is changing at a faster pace than ever before, waht do we have ot do to ada[t to this ever-cahnging world? I have a few suggestions. 1. Eat like a zebra. 2. Eat likea lion, 3. Eat like there's no tommorrow. 4. Eat like yesterday never exitsted what

Prerry Lotterman

STAY CALM, JACKASSES

the citizens of pm menxenhower hacve been conserend og the bog bang but it whas nothing. Not a wart, not a problem but only a little tenuklera test so nothing to vorry about citizens go bakc to sleep and nod think about it anuy more, it is not like we are thrieng to nuke tou ot anything....

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KITTEN TRIES TO GET MARRIED

There is a lot of demand for kitten news and hard-hitting journalism. What if I told you that they can be combined? Well theycan! Well they can! A kitten named Mochi, has lived for over 20 years. Mochi is still going strong with his cut cute little life. Mochi is trying to find a cat wife for himself, which is kind c kinda cute.

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Johnny Hoang

WILD ACCUSATION ABOUT MURDER

BREAKING! A mayor has been killed by some kind of scraf scarf. Sorry, I don't know how to spell the word scarf apparently. My guess is tht that Phil Swift did the murdering. You wanna know why? It's becase because Phil Swift is all about the damage. Dead memes, right.? Phil jafoija I also know that Phil Swift has a scarf. So yeah, that's that.

Johnny Hoang

TRIBUTE FOR BEAJASDOIJFEAPOIJFEW90AIJKEFAPIJFAIOJFA

Bejangles, a dog, has passed away at the age of 18. We should celebrate Bejangles' long dog life. I don't know how much 18 years is in dogs years, but I know that Bejangles was a very cheerful, happy, loving, caring, and cyte cute dog. I ma mean, who doesn't love Bejangles. I love him. Do you?

Johnny Hoang

MRON MORONS FIGHT IN AND OLD JASOIJFSDAOIJFAPIJPAFIOFJAOIFJ

There was a brawl last night that happened on the old pub called "5 Star" . The damage was severe and devasting that the fight caused $3200 of worth of damage. "That was a lot of damage," somebody said. I personally, agree with the witness. Those idiots who fought over in that old pub are mornonns morons.

Johnny Hoang

BOBBY MACARONI SEES BIGFOOT

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Johnny Hoang

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE AWESOMENESS

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Johnny Hoang

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GO AND DONT WOTE

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alejandro

AA MUNLIGHT BLADE CATHSASTROPY

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SNAZZY EYE-CATHCING HEADLINE

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MIE

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Shrek lord

SNAKE BEETLE OIL

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Shrek lord

WHAT IS LIFE

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Shrek lord

MAN GOES TO JAIL SHREK NAEAR.

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SHREK IS BETTER THAN CHEESE PLZ SEND HELP

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HDZxShrelk

CIGARS AND THE LIGE

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HDZxShrelk

DEPRESSED BIGDADDY

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John foe

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NON MI ROMPA I COGLIONI E PUBLICHI

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claudio

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claudio

WAR? WAR? WAR?!

Why oh why? The President of Beigzeria has declard war ed war on our people. the self absorbed president of the country declaring war on such an innocent country who ahd doen now rong. so greedy. so selfish what ever shall we do about an uncultured asswine?!

Jadyn

A HOSTAGE STOPPED A ROBBERY?

Stop! Hold everything! An armed bank robbery was stopped by... a hostage preacher? How is that even possible? It seems as though the hostaged preacher had talked the would-be bandits into turning themselves in asn ü]and REPENTING for their sins. It was effective so I guess the guy was luky after all.

Jadyn

THDOYLE OR MCGREGOR? WHO WILL IT BE?

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Jadyn

EYECATCHINGHEADLINE

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Jhunneil

BIGFOOT SIGHTING AT MALL1!!!!!!!!!!

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THE DENOUNCEMENT OF THE STRONGEST OF CHEESES

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A STORY BY WHALLIUM THE WHALE

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BIG FOOT

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a;Aalen

MAN MEETS MAN WITH A MASSIVE CINCHIN

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WHAT!?

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Mariana A Perez

FIRST TRY

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turbobacon

GREEDY GARBAGE COLLECTOR

who needs agarbage collector? oh well we all do .but however, our city garbage collector decided to ogo on strilke hell why does he ned more money, he is however just bpicking updirt canet we all just do that nananannanananannanananananananananannanananananananananajuust pick up oypuypuyuypuryour own dirt and dump it in the land full fill sorryfor all the tptypos my job is very demanding youll nver understand

shelden

GOOD VS BAD MATCH

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shelden

WHY OR WHY NOT USE AVENDING MACHINE

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shelden

5 STAR PUB MORE LIKE 1 STAR PUB

At the 5 star tomight a brawl broke out ac costing the old pud $3200 worth of damage. I don't know how the they will pay for it but i know that old jimmy will find a way maybe he will take the money that the girlscoott s make and you use it twords the renivation. jihgoihoihoubouboubo

tori

THE BIRDS AND THE BEES

It was thurday moring when they told me that i could wrig write wate wa whaterver the heck i wanted to so here i go . i know it's interesting the that reproduction iss explaned with the birds andf the bees as there is not much i can seee in comen , who knows. there is nt much to today but sit and wait for the time i get to go to end game.

tori

MONEYBAGS A THROWN IN TO GARBAGE BY THE REVOLUTION!

Garbage Collectors of Our poor City has gone on strike! They decided that there is enough of explotation by the rich! Those Capitalist dogs should remove their gabage themselves! They should live on garbage pile! That what a Capitalist pigs deserved. But Peolpe and working class should have all the riches in the World!

Comrade Trocky

POLICE A CANT CATCH A SINGLE MAN!!!

Police is so stupid that thay cant arret one person, though They tried many times, A magician Roberto Bartini is always escaping police force, cause He has magic tricks in his pockets. One time police even founa a wite rabbit in a cell, where they put this peculiar artist! This is how U fight Your way to freedom Peolpe !

Comrade Trocky

ATOMIC BLAST - IS A CALABRATION OF COMMUNISM!

Huray! Liberation from Capitalism is near! Recantly there was a small nuclear explosion of an atomic bomb near our City. That means a Communist invasion is comming up to the land of the free and home of the brave (USA). So Mr Mezenhover could not opress Us any more. Arise people of America for the war against opression!

Comrade Trocky

COOP JOURNALIST STARTED COMMUNIST TIMES MAGAZINE !!!

Mr Dariani decided He is enough of censoship un our magazine THe Coop Times, cause He cant write about COmmunist ahievamts and He must lie all hte time. So, He decidet to open His own magazine. At first He anted to name it The Daily Coop, but the decidet to name it Communist Daily, so CP USA could have a word there. Huray!

Atomniy V

COMMUNISM IN USA - TODAY

You should join a communist party, cause it is fun! There are a lot of intereting and funny people, free hugs and other cool party stuff... like hot women or man (if You are a women). Plus Communist cause is a rightious one, so U are making USA a better place than it is now a under Capitlist and mafia dogs! (or pigs)

Atomniy V

MOSQITOSS ARE NOT A GOOD WEAPON FOR THE USA

Pentagon is researchin on a topic of using mosquitoes with dangerous desisses as an biological weapons on USSR. This might help Us to win war in Vietnam or return Cuba to Capitalism... Or not.... Cause those countiries have more dangerous insects and desisses! Oh thay can use thos insects agains USA! We are in danger people!

Atomniy V A

CRAZY CAPITALIST HELPS COMMUNIST REPUBLIC !!!

A businessman (or capitalist - if speaking franky) Great RogerRogerson is ready to spend some money in our Republic. He wants to spend $350 million dollars on construction of the greates skyscraper You cuold fing in the Republic. We say He is crazy, but if He want to do it, Who can stop Him, exept Communists> &? =)

Atomniy V A

THE 'HIGH' IN YOUTH

the increase usage of druga by youth is becoming very concerning by the society. Youth consume drugs at school, parties, sport clunbs and universities. The government have been trying to tackle this by producing advocacy campaigns targeting youth and attempting at changing their behaivour .

fatima hashem

FALLTON LOSES ITS LOVED DOG!

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SCIENTIFICAL BREAK-THROUGH

Dr. Fratelli tells us a new breaking discovery! He invented the procedure to change the colour of the skin of people and currently his abilities of changing the color are limited to only purleple colrr. Definitely, science has been developing all kind of procedures that are wired to genetic editing nand people for last two decades and we cn can only thank God for ty that and pray for future discoveries of science that will help us to overcome our biological problems!

Andrew

RUHDRUG ADDICTON IS ON THE RISE%

We all know well that Globalisation and Sex Revolution are the most stong causes of riising drug addiction in youth, so our leaders are really interested, or at least they must be interested, in fighting causes, but nobody actually pays any attention to that fcact.

Andrew

WE MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Notorious criminal BArry Dratinin  been escaping police for last 2 month and our a city authority definitely must do something about it. Our newspaper propose to major to finally fire police chief who has been long cknown corrupt pice of that bureactratic chain of our local governemnt . Some people out there w even suppose he is linked to berother of the criminal, so major have all reasosns to fire him

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JUST INSANE ROGERROGERSON

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Jasmin

THIS IS JUST BONKERS CONSPIRACY GOVERNOR

the governor had been doing things behind our backs for decades and now wht they are doing are just bonkers, ridiculous even. To make an greement to trade cheese with them is just beyonfd mid century insaen. since when we have been doing this kind of things, we have a prerfectly fine chesese trade with pother country so why need to trade with them now.

Jasmin

WHAT THE HELL IS A GOOD VACATION

Whatever the Hell. Or perhaps, wherever the haell? Where is the hell? is it a location, a final destination? Wherever it is, it is there and it is hot. I hear the temperature is warm all year round. perhaps a good spot to go for family vacation?heHell yeah, why not. Check the temperature. I'm sure the flights are a good price.

Tom Tuongue

A RESTAURNANT FROM THE WORLD WITHOUGT SERVICE

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gewodreieck

DER BIEBER IM KLO DU NUTT0S

Ich werde euch ksnacken so hart geil mit pommes vergeltigen ihr ftzen lol clemens ist ein scheibs idiot der ist voll der nette kanacke und kiomnmt zu mur nachhauese um zu lol lol soos loos lool soos das ist doch der wahsin dsas ist unglaubklich den ews ist neinvhudn maaam sterben der bastard lol das eht nmict

Victor B

FINNREUTER(9C

Ihch  Ich bin Finn der Engl'nder. Und ich bin ein gro[er freund des brexit ., denn ich lioeben liebe mein Vaterland und die queen. ich hasse amerika und alles was damit zu tun hat . Ich hase hxxx hasse it und alles logische in der schule. dises. ich bin ineinfach schlecht . fuc fuck ich bin viel zu langsam.

Der ANTIFAFINN

NO WORRYS MY DUDDES

everybody chill out the HUGE bang yall heard yesterday was just a fokan prank nad there is noo need to worrzy/ =so yeah c yall aroundoh and by the wayi got dumped again ()> and this game sucks ich w;rde ja gerne weiter schreibenb aber leider ist mir meine zeit zu wertvoll

aishdiasid

H;NER SIND TOLL UND K;KEN AUCH

h;ner,h;ner sibnd toll den sie legern eier k;ken sind gelb und sind s;[ da durch m;`chte mann k;ken besitzen aber die k`nnen wachsen dann sind sie richteigre h;ner das ist toll al`son holt euch geantfieka k;ken dan seit ir coolaloso k;ken k;ken k;ken ;keefhdjdfsjaghbgjvbasjkfbjbjksabfdjbvjsbdfasb

Mr. Egg.salat

DER LUSTIGE FAQ FABI MEINE ICH `LUL

der einzige grund warum ich hier bin ist nur weil ich........hahaha nein spa{[[ bih ix ich bin kein depressiver eimer der den ganzen tag chips frisst so wie fabe fabi meine ich kennt ihr den hahah warscheinlich eher nicht digga wer kebnnnt denn schon richtig kleinawgbawegkwraugwafbraass

Kenan

AMERIKA

Das beste land ist einfach Amerika weil es einfach krass ist auser vlt manchmal was dort passit aber es ist einfach super dort geiles essen meistens ganz sch`ne Frauen Es git chick es gibt jede art von essen BBQ bei den nachbarn sch`ne Musik es ist einfach klasse auserdem bin ich Dort geboren wernn ihr irgentwo Urlaub Machen wollt fliegt nach Amerika und habt spaS

America grate again

RICHTIG COOLE SACHN

welche guten fime kennt ihr meine lieblingsfilem dind alle mit THE ROCKb teransformesr fabi ja den kann man ja auf jeden fall mal weglassen der ist so wichtig wie eine weggeschmuisene banane fortnite ist aber aucvh sehr geiles spiel vorallem der modus EXPLUSIV auf der playstation.

Kenan

Sensation! Postillon pr'sentiert erstes Foto von Foto von schwarzen Loch, F;rth *dpo( ­ es ist ein historisches Foto, das der Postillon der WElt an diesem Mittwoch pr'sentiert> Mithilfe viner handesl;blichen Digitalkamera ist es einem unser

Mister X

KAKA

Kan ich kaken gehen ist die Frage{ Kaken ist sch`n danach f;llst du dich immer gut und befreit setz dich aufs klo und lass flutschne nimm dit dein Handy mit oder buch oder Zeitung und hab spa[ dach f;llst du dich gut lass flutsch und machs dit gem;tlich auf der Klo brille die vlt gepolstert ist also setz dich und guten Flutschz ghe kacken und out!!!

Deine Mom

GAMES

gta ist das beste spiel ist gta die beste waffe ist die minigun und die panzerfaust wir sind di besten der besten .fortnite kann ich immer mit meinen kollegen sopielen meine lieblingswaffen sind die schallged'mpfte sniper die taktoische schrotflinte,dann noch die heavy sniper plus fder raketenwerfer.

Kenan

W-WAR W-WERE DECLARED

The President has made a shock announcement today. The President of neighbouring country Beigzeria - a small, poverty-stricken land, has declared war! Our President has told us to stand fast in the face of a small, corrupt businessman, who the President assures us is only useing a war declaration for his oown financial gain. The sman's short stutter of "w-war ww-ere declared" is hardly enoughjt to frighten us, after all.

Chantal

GOD INTERVENES IN SHOCK ROBBERY

Terrified customers of Coop Town's largest bacnk corporation were relieved of their fear when a bank robbery went surprinsingly wrong. A man of God, Deron Hinchcliff, preacher at local Church, stopped two armed robbers with just a Bible in hand. With his kind words and hgentle heart, the robbers repented their sins and turned themselves into police without a fight. It is reported that they are attending Mass in gaol as we write this.

Chantal

ICH BBIN KUHL

hallo ich bin kuhl und ja ich weis mna schreibt kuhl mit cool baer ich halt nicht weli ich bin kuhl und du nicht und wenn du bist hier gelsenhasdr dann hast du bestimmt nicht gemrkt das ich oben im taxt ein simismile vertseckt ahbeoh und jetzt hadt udu gerade nach obe ngeschaut um zusehen onb da wirkluch ein smile ist und jetzt lachst du weil du bemerkt hast das du keins ist

dewr karay

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