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All stories written in this game are automatically published to The Coop Times newspaper - read them here.

By Adam Carr - @2HitAdam with special thanks to Omeed Dariani, Jola Pez and Matt Carr for submitting extra prompts!

Music "Big Fish" and "Full Hand" by CC BY 3.0

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So you wanna be a journalist, huh? Lemme give ya some pointers there hotshot, it's not half so glamorous as the silver screen makes it out to be. Papers will try to screw you every way upside-down and backwards, ask the wrong question to the wrong guy and you'll find your eye blackening faster than night, and the deadlines, good Lord. The deadlines are always pressing down. Always. They press and they press and just when you get to feel like you're gonna die if they squeeze you any tighter, they press some more. You got no choice but to pull through on some lousy last second article on who wore what to which race, 'cause that's livin'. Hell, that's probably why they CALL us the press! Haha. Point is kid, fix to do somethin' else. Now beat it.


You play as a journalist trying to get a piece out before a deadline. You'll be prompted on what to write about, then have a limited time to write a story about it. You'll see "the deadline" moving down the screen as you play: if it overtake the line you're currently working on, you lose!

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